Hey Blogville! Do you ever see an upcoming event and wish...
"Hey, I would like a date for that!"
Well, wish NO MORE!
Are you single?
In need of a date?
Is that Special Blogville Occasion coming up and you need some ARM CANDY?
Well.....Look no further!!!
(No, not MOI....I'm taken! ☺)
At your service ~ Blogville's Own YENTE is here!!
All you have to do is e-mail me the following information:
* Your Name
* Your Gender
* Your Age
* Are you a Doggie, Kitteh, Bunnie, etc.
* Your Bloggie Address
* Your Email address
Also, Please let me know if you are okay with the following:
* Group Dates
* Inter-Species Dates
(ie: if you're a Doggie, are you okay Dating a Kitteh, and visa-versa)
If you have any other Preferences, please include them in the e-mail!
E-mail me at the following address:
judi1040(at)gmail(dot)com
Now, we in Blogville, are here to have FUN!
If a Love Connection is made....FABulous!
Butts, remember, there is NEVER any pressure
to make a long term relationship.
Now, for all you KITTEHS out there,
our MOST FABULOUS MAYORESS MADI
has agreed to help me match you up!
(Since I don't know all of the kittehs yet, Miss Madi will help me make the bestest matches!)
Thanks Madi!!
Okays, Dory's PJ Pawty is comin' up FAST!
It's December 26th, so if you need a date,
contact me by DECEMBER 15th!!
Now all this information will be on my Yente Services Page
OMD Ernie is runnin around the house SCREAMING.... he is SCARED to DEADED that Roxy will see this and Fill out the form...
ReplyDeletePlease Tell us that there will be NO Snow Freaks Pawmitted to sign up...
This is a FABULOUS service... and I (Frankie Furter) am SURE that you will have PLENTY of Singles wishing to MINGLE... Just sayin.
PeeS... just wanted to say... YOU Leave the Bestest Comments... We look forward to them.. Just sayin... as Always.
Fabulous service. Roxy would NEVER NEVER sign up! That Crazy Frankie (above) is just makin' that up. Another way to TEASE his brother.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great service you have there! Wonderful addition to all the Blogville services!
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We are sure that many will take advantage of this wonderful service! BTW, I thought for sure you came over to see me cuz I was outside and a doggie who looked just like you cane over to the fence to play! I kept asking, CHERRY BOMB, is that you?"
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Wow…. what a wonderful service but I've already got me a girlfriend (Daisy).
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see how you pair up.
Wags,
Ranger
Hey Ruby! Let us lnow if you got our last comment about dating service!! Thanks, Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteWell I already the beautiful princess Katie as my girlfriend but the Denny is available - although personally I think he would die of fright if a girl looked at him - he is such a dweeb
ReplyDeleteWooHoo RUBY YOU GOT IT GOING ON HERE TODAY! I WILL HAVE A LINK TO YOUR POST TOMORROW ON MY POST!! I'M SO EXCITED I KNOW LOTS OF LOVELY LADIES AND STUDLY GUY CATS!! I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
We need dates! Mom will e-mail you. Thanks for providing such a great service to all us guys and gals in Blogville! Some of us are too shy to ask!
ReplyDeleteWaggies,
Braeden, Seth and Riley
WooHoo!!! We will make sure to have Mama emai you about Jakey and Arty....We are hoping Bilbo and I already have dates!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory
I need a date and I'm not picky. I will email my info. Thanks Ruby.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
I'm kinda spoken for, but great, great idea. Blogville has needed it's own Jewish Grandma!! Who'da thought it would be YOU, Ruby?!?
ReplyDelete-Otto
Ruby - You are the perfect dog to organize this. Waaaay to go!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Ruby ...... how good are you?? You'll be the best matchmaker in the world, aye??
ReplyDeleteWE bet business will be hopping!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel
Maybe Millie will have to sign up. She doesn't have a date for Dory's party. Walter is taking Tuiren but maybe you can find a date for Millie?
ReplyDeleteI think my boys would LOVE this! I'll run it by them, and then email you.
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby, we think you may have found your calling! I (Wally) am happily taken...my Finnie-Pie is the only one for me. Sammy on the other paw is still single butt he says he is enjoying being a bachelor for now, he will keep your services in mind though.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
But do ya only get one date? Cuz I need multiple male admirers.
ReplyDeleteWell geez, I have to think about this one ...you know I'm kind of shy and I have heard all kinds of crazy stories from Angel Pip about the parties and going ons in blogville.
ReplyDeleteYour bestie, Ruby
wow, that means my boring single days are over? how great! I will write you a pee-mail asap :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
Joey dog here. Don't tell Chester I said so, but he just loves Princess Leah.
ReplyDeleteWow You're gonna do a great job Ruby,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteCan you do anything with a pretty boy and a crabby old b*tch?
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Hey Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWow, this is such a great, and much needed service for Blogville! We have lots of parties and everyone will appreciate your assistance. Thanks for helping to make some matches!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
you got some skills girl!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
Bawhahahhaa ...😄😄😄😄 your comment made me laugh ...cause I thiouhht I was the only one. Smells coming from ...must be a Ruby thing
ReplyDeleteOh yes, the Valentine Dance will be here before you know it. We will send our profiles. We really liked our dates from last year. Is Molly still available? Stanzie is still dreaming of Gambler. Last year he brought her a whole turkey and she loves turkey!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Yente Ruby so you are taken darn. I always secretly admired those long legs but back then I was taken by my girl Jazzi. Sadly I am single now with a broken heart and nothing to put on my profile for a matchmaker. Oh well when you are stag you can drink as much as you want.
ReplyDeleteRuby your card was the first to reach Lee all the way from San Jose.
Thanks for sticking by us during this time of recovery.
Sweet William The Scot
OH MY!!! Somebody's gonna be busy!
ReplyDeleteOh boy Ruby! This is looking like you are going to be busy!
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