Ma was workin' hard waterin' the plants, so I decided to sneak up behind her, and give her a gift
It's really hard to see here, but Ma thought it was a rock....
I just love playin' with rocks!
So Ma reached down to touch it, and....................
This is the face Ma made.....accompanied by, well, what can best be described as an ear-bleeding shriek.
It felt, well, squishy......so Ma thought it came from, well, a litter box. (Now, in my defense, I have only brought her 'poo' a couple of times....there was really no need for the hoopla!
Yup, it was just an ear I tore off my ball toy. Well, at least Ma didn't have to break out the disinfectant. I mean, it's like she's never gotten poo on her hands before! DRAMA QUEEN!
BOL - you played a great trick on your Mom. Lightning says he will have to try that too:) Great idea, Ruby. Oh wait, he just remembered he doesn't have any more stuffies:(
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Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Bwhahahahaha...OMD, dat was da FUNNIEST thing evers, you is a riot girl! My mum would has done passed out...afters her said a bunch of HBO words.
ReplyDeleteOh snap, you HAS brought your mom kitteh turds beofres...BOL!
Puddles
PS: I will gives you a ride...hehehe.
Your mom gets kinda edgy just like ours does, Ruby! haha
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
WOW! You are a very good prankster. I'll have to use that idea sometime.
ReplyDeleteNora
BOL OMD
ReplyDeleteNola
Bol bol! OMD, Ruby, you are too funny! We gotta get you more stuffies! Wait, maybe now that your Mama's defenses are down...
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby, you and your ma are really funny :)
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend
Cotton
Humans, always looking the gift dog in the mouth...
ReplyDeleteRuby, you were trying to give her a gift and she went all crazy lady. I don't get these Mommies, we gotta love them though, even with all their crazy ways.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Hahaha, we bet your mum really loved that hilarious joke you played on her - we did, LOL.
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
BOL! I hope after your Ma realized it wasn't poo that she gave you some cuddles for being such a thoughtful dog, Ruby. If not, you may have to rethink bringing her gifts for a while (or just give her some poo).
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Oz
Hope your ma doesn't have to cope with something dangerous....I would probably hear the screams over here! lol. (my secretary wants to say she loved this blog post) (:
ReplyDeleteBruhaahaahaa!!! What a great trick, Ruby. We've had a few of those soggy ear things around here, too.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
'out of the litter box'--we're still chucklin'.
Bruhaahaahaa!!! What a great trick, Ruby. We've had a few of those soggy ear things around here, too.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
'out of the litter box'--we're still chucklin'.
LOL! That's my laugh for the day Ruby. You're mom sure is dramatic! BOL!
ReplyDeleteViolet
RUBY! WAH! GROSS, MAN!
ReplyDeleteI still really like you, but c'mon, girl. Poo?
Woofles and snorts,
Lola Pug
lol, Tess thought it was a slug!!!
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See Yea George zzz