A Little Tale

 Puppers and kittehs,  grab a chewie and a bowl of water, and get ready for a little tale.....

 
Now, it happened on our morning walkie. Ma doesn't bring her camera because she says she needs four hands  because she forgots.  So,  I drew some purty pictures to show you whats happened.....

 Here we are on our walkie....everything is goin' just peachy...

Then I did my quarter pound poopies....

When Ma went to pick up my poops, I saw an evil tree rat that needs some deadin'  somethin'.   (Now, Ma should know better. She's been walkin' reactive doggies all her life, and she knows better than to try and pick up poopies without stepping on the leash first!....just sayin'..)

 Well, a evil tree rat squirrel ran across the street, and I lunged after it ~

This is where this goes sideways....Ma was bendin' over ready to pick up my quarter pound business I pulled her DOWN!   

And her hand went SPLAT right in my poopies!!!!  BOL BOL BOL

Now, this wasn't the furst times Ma's had poopies on her hands, so I don't know what all the Hoopla was abouts!! 

She was yellin' at me to stop! Stay! and LOTS of HBO words I've never heards befores.... 

She was gaggin' and carrying on like you wouldn't believes! Wuss.

Luckily, Ma carries some wet wipes with hers so she was able to gets most of the poopie off her hand....most.  We have never walked so fast in my life back to the house!!

BOL!!   The moral of this little tale is:

If you walk a reactive doggie, don't pick up the poopie without steppin' on the leash FIRST!!!

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