Hey there puppers and kittehs, Bad news.......I'm in the dog house. Okays, I don't really have a dog house, butts if I did, I would be spendin' lots of time in it........why? you ask......
Okays, Ma went to Target yesterday, and set her bags down on the garage floor so she could put thingies away.
Now, I was just checkin' to see if there were any toys in the bags (I am known to dig out any toys Ma buys out of the bags...she says I'm a thief...pffft!)
Ya see that package on top? That's what all the bru-haha is abouts!
See,
Now, it's not like they were Victoria's Secret, or Nieman Marcus, or some fancy-schamancy types of underwears! Really pups, what is the big deals???
She should go commando likes ME!!
Pees: never did find a toy....
I hear those can make a pretty good sling shot toy - I am sure that is was planning :)
ReplyDeleteI say if they were left on the floor (in the bag) then they were fair game!!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI be back....I gots to go pee!
HEHEHEHE...I is back and darn, I has no idea wheres to even begin because first, I was laughin' overs all da Fiber One. Nows I knows it s good to clean your body out but good gravies dat is A LOT of cleanin'. And second, YOU STOLED HER BRAND NEW UNDIES!!!!!! Well girl, I always knew we was gonna be da bestest of furiends cuz I would totally do dat too. Nows, I has used mum's bra as a sling shot but I has nevers thought of da panties. We has SOOOOOOO gots to try dat!
ReplyDeleteSo, da question remains...did hers throw 'em away or was 'em?
Puddles
Morgan taught our Mom to put her bags far back on the counter. Morgan likes to help unload packages and she sometimes hides things so she can inspect them later at her leisure.
ReplyDeleteMorgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac
I'm laughing too hard about the stockpiling of the Fiber One to even notice the underwear thievery! ;)
ReplyDeleteBaaaaWaaaaah PANTIE RAID... PANTIE RAID.... NOW that you have them... the mostest funest thing to do with them is BRING THEM OUT when your peeps have the company. BAAAAAWAAAAH... I Frankie Furter have DONE THAT.
ReplyDeleteNo toy? Serves Her right. There's always something for Ruby and it ain't fiber.
ReplyDeleteI'd say you found a great toy. And with all that fiber maybe she should go cammando. hahhahahha Next time she should buy the granny kind of panty. Not as much fun.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
UGH...I meant wash them...geez I can't type!
ReplyDeletePuddles
BOL Mom got some mad when I chewed up her favorite black lace thong the other week!
ReplyDeleteNola
BOL. I feel your pain Ruby. I thinks commando is a great idea.
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
Mom had to put Lightning out before we could read your post. With a title like that, Trouble, he doesn't need to get any new ideas. AND THEN all these comments, Mom is cracking up laughing and very happy her little boy isn't reading them too:)
ReplyDeleteThe rest of us just have to say - way to go, Ruby - next post we want to see those panties on YOU!!!
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara ( heh heh, I stole a peek too,Lightning)
Hey Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWow, I bet those were fun to play with! All stretchy and floppy and fun to shake around. Who needs another toy with those around. I think I'll go see if my Mom has any. Going commando seems a bit extreme...I mean it's an easy mistake. I'd think they're a great toy! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Serves your mom right since she didn't buy you any toys. You just found the next best thing and made the best of it.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
Neeko does customs checks on any new bags entering our house, as well. She ALWAYS knows when something is for her or the boys.
ReplyDeleteRuby, what is the big deal??? You were just helping her work them in and make them more comfy right away. She should be thanking you.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
After the test, how we're the underwears?
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Oh Ruby! You little monkey! You never ever go in a ladies purse or mess with her underwear that is the number one rule!!! Though, I'm sure it was fun while it lasted ;)
ReplyDeleteLol! Now that is some mischief Ruby!
ReplyDeleteHahaha hilarious! Ruby, were you trying to make those undies more stylin'? I hear those Fibre One bars are pretty delicious, according to all those commercials I see. There's nothing wrong with coupons :)
ReplyDeleteNow your Mom has her very own customized by Ruby underwear!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I'm so glad I hopped by on Mischief Monday! Ruby, you're my kind of gal. Aren't shopping bags the best?!
ReplyDeletePaws,
Champ
(Champ's mom here: Ruby is Ah-dorable! She looks like such a character!)
BOL, who is going to test them if you don't!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
Well, she didn't get the a present... What did she expect you to play with?
ReplyDeleteWhen you said bad news...we thought something had happened to the hummers! We're glad it was just some undies....there should have been a toy for you!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
You're not going to model them for us, Ruby?!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you're out of the doghouse!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Oh she'll get over it....... very funny but!!
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Who could stay mad at YOUR face!!??
Pahahaha! Ruby, why did you want undies? Like you say, going commando is just as good! No toy? Oh, that's rubbish. Maybe you should have used the pants as a toy, like Reilly and Denny said, it could be a slingshot!
ReplyDeletePippa :)
Oh Ruby that cracked me up...I was worried you were in Trouble for going after the Fiber One (mom loves their brownies). Never in my wild cat dreams did I know you had an undie fetish!! MOL MOL MOL
ReplyDeleteShe should be glad to know that you have tested them and they are STURDY
Hugs and smiles in NC
your bFFF
Madi
Wubie sweetie,
ReplyDeleteI don't know hy yoo awe in the "dog house " fow that. Yoo wewe just twying to see if it was doowabull and attwactive. Yoo wanted to twy it so that you'd make shoowe yoow Mama wooldn't make a mistake by weawing it.
She shoold thank yoo
Smoochie kisses
Asta
Ruby...what is going on over there? You didn't even pull those undies out of the box. So the box is chewed a little bit; big deal. I cannot even believe she went to Target and didn't get you any toys. They have plenty there and they aren't that expensive. Obviously, she was more enthralled with the Fiber One bars.
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Oz
The'Dog House" is not, read NOT and appropriate action, stuff that come into YOUR HOUSE must be checked for contra band, you just can't have just anything coming through the door, Keep up the good work Ruby.
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Pees; There that nose again, not once by twice, now Bites has taken to running around and barking, hes truly Mad!
Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! Mom went to target today and she actually got me something (I was so surprised). She'll forgive you ... going commando isn't that bad. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby!!!! Mom's underwears are NOT toys! GOT IT??? Good!
ReplyDeleteFiber is good...and Chester thinks he needs to get his fiber from my underwear too! How could your Mom be mad at that face Ruby?
ReplyDeleteAt least you went for the most interesting package Ruby.Now all of Blogville know what pants your Humom wears.Bawahahwaawhhhhaaawhahh xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Your mom went to Tar-jay and got those schamancy panties. I think she should have bought you a pair also so you don't have to go all commando. Apparently you really like them since you looked them over before Fiber One. With all that fiber you will be pulling down those panties a lot.
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Sweet William The Scot
Hee hee...bras are fun too, but socks are best!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Well, Ruby, anyone can see that there might have been a toy hiding in that package of panties! Don't know what all the fuss is about. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
A little slobber, a bit of torn cardboard--no big deal. I looooove shopping bags!
ReplyDeleteMiro