Anticipation

 

Hey puppers and kittehs,  Ma took a video of me, and I just want to say....

 

Ma's a MEANIE!!!!

 

Just watch, and you will see in my pitiful big brown puppy eyes that she is teasin' me with a treatie off camera!!!!

 

Well, you just watch.....

 

 

 

Now, she thinks it's funny that my leggies are shakin'!!

I am lookin' at that treatie, just waitin' for it to melt like butta on my AireTongue.....

Will she let me have it???? NO! 

 

 

Not until she gets video of my leggies shakin'.

Why????  

Who knows!!  I thinks the woman is as fruity as a bag of Skittles!!!!!

 

Please send help.

(And some treaties.....)

 

 

 

 

Pees:  Ma is makin' me tell you  wants you to know that I DID get the treatie...

 



Wordless Wednesday

 



What I've Been Doin'......

 

Okay puppers and kittehs, I bets you've all been wonderin' what I've been doin' while I've been

 

"Takin' it easy...."

 

 

 

 

Wells, I did some of  this....

 

(hey, I thinks this was made in China!!)

 

 

 

YUPS!  It says it right here!!!!

(SO not my fault!!!)

 

 

I also did a little "Tissue Paper Therapy"

(don't worry, 'Casper' wasn't harmed in the makin' of this postie...)

 

 



 

And, I might have snuck the towel outside again....

(Ma has NO PROOF it was ME!!)

 

 



Oh.....crap.

 

 

Well, I might as well do the

"I gots caught again" happy dance!!

 

 

 

Then some towel snortin'!!

 

 

And some roachin'.....

 

 

 

And some biting.....

 

 

And, some restin'.......

 

 

I also did some sniffin' of Stoney Dog's hinnie....

(oh, BTW, he smells weird... )

 

 

 

Other thingies I did (that Ma doesn't know abouts! )

 

• Tried to see if I could gets the burdie out of his cage.
• Tipped over the laundry basket and rolled all overs the dirty laundry
• Made some PAWSOME 'window art' on the patio door
• Took the catalogs out of the recycling bin and shredded them
• Rubbed my hinnie all overs Ma's pillow
• (okays, so I thinks she knew I did the last two.....)

 

I'm EXHAUSTED!!!!

Who knew 'taking it easy' could be so tiring!!

 

 



(Not so) Wordless Wednesday

 

 



I smell treaties!!!!!



Health Update, BAD Poetry and A Joke...

Hey puppers and kittehs, FABulous news!!

The drugs are workin'!!!

Here I am with my bee, tryin' to gets Ma to chase me...

She keeps sayin', "Your suppose to take it easy!, I'm not chasin' you."

Oh, come on Ma!!!  Chase me!!!!

Nuts. 

So I made a lap around the yardie instead...she couldn't catch me if she tried!!!

(Puppers, she didn't have on a happy face.....ooops....)

Anyhu, since I have all this spare time on my paws, I thoughts I would enter

Oz and Ku's Bad Poetry Contest!

Okays, remember it's suppose to be bad!! BOL

*   *   *

I loves deadin' tree rats

It's my hobby

Ma says I'm gettin' fats.

Rats...

Oh, I gots one of those this mornin' too!

Butts Ma made a face like I just ate poo.

I know this is bad, butts I'm on drugs

Anyone wanna give a droolin' Airedale hugs?

Okays, don't forgets to vote for me , cause I thinks mine is the worstest!!

(yes, I knows that's not a word!! BOL)

AND.....

Ranger  is havin'

Tell A Joke Day!

Amazing Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."

THANKS BUNCHES  everyone for your POTP ~ it really worked!!

 Butts, don't forgets that Phantom and Oskar still need some POTP!

So let's keep those good vibes rollin' !!!!

POTP Needed....

 

Hey puppers and kittehs, I had to go to the vetties today.

You see, Ma been  tryin' to gets me to drop some pounds

(Pffffffft!)

So we've been takin' ALOT longer walkies.

 

 

Well, Tuesday hours after our walkies I was havin' problems gettin' up. Nothin' serious, just a little slow.

Wells, it didn't gets better, and todays it was worse.

So...off to the vetties!!

 

 

This is my "What did you do to me Ma??!"  look.....

 

Anyhu, we gets there and there is a new PAWSOME  new receptionist! 

I loved hers! And she thoughts I was really 'beautifuls'!!

(she even thought my hyperbutt was funny!!!)

 

And, there was a new vettie, too!!  He was also PAWSOME!!

He didn't even mind when I barked through to door at other doggies!! hehehe

 

Butts, it looks like there is nothin' serious at this point. He did all the movement thingies (which I wasn't happy abouts I tell ya!!)

and everythings looked okay!

So, he gave me some pain meds and sent my hyperbutts on my way!

He also said I only needed to lose FIVE POUNDS!!

Ma was goin' on abouts 10lbs, and I thoughts she was crazy, butts the vettie said five is good!! 

I loves this vettie!!

 

 

Here I am at homes after I hads my post-vettie pee......hehehe

 

 

Then I had to check on my bees....

 

 

Back to sniff for tree rats......

 

 

Back to check on my bees.....

 

 

After this I crashed in the house.

Don't let these pics fool you....I was still hopped up on adrenaline!!

 

So, I could use some POTP  to get these druggies workin'!

 

 

 

Also, Oskar is havin' some problems with his caboose too!

Stop by and give him some POTP  too!

 

Okays, it's rest and diet foods for me this weekend!

All you doggies, run and jump and do some roachin' for me, okays?!

 

 



Broken??

 

Hey puppers and kitteh's, I gots a complaint.

Ma is always makin' funs of my left ear ....

 

 

She SAYS it sticks out....

 

 

And up....

 

 

And back....

 

 

And, well, sometimes it even waves at you!!!

 

 

She says it must be 'broken' ......

 

 

Pfffffffffttt!!!!

 You know what I say?????

 

 

All the better to hear TREE RATS with!!!!!!

 

 

Loves you imperfections puppers and kittehs ~

They make you who you are!

 

(and, you can dead more squirrels!!! BOL)

 



Smile for Sugar!

 

 

 

Today is our Pal Sugar's 12th Barkday!!!

 

 

 

I am smilin' cause Sugar is such a sweet pal, she always brings a smile to my furry face!!

 

HAPPY HAPPY BARKDAY SUGAR!!!!

 

 



Christmas in July (ok, August...)

Oh puppers and kittehs, furst Ma has to apologize for the delay in postin' abouts a lot of the FABulous mail I've been gettin' lately. See Ma sometimes gets some nasty my-grains  that throw her for a loop, so postin' lately has been kinda sporadic. She will catch up soon!!! She promises!!

(yeah, she promised me a pony, too....still waitin' on THAT one!!)

 

ANYHU!  LET'S GET ON WITH IT!!!

 

 

Okays, so we participated in the

Christmas in July Swap hosted by Sprinkles and Finn , and I gots my pressies yesterday!!!  I was partnered with Chico and Shiver, they are really cool dudes, and if you don't know them already, click the link and go visit them! Okays...  lookie what they sent...

 

 

Yeah, I don't know why Ma took a close up of the package...

Let's get on with it already!!

 

 

Oooooo, the anticipation is drivin' me NUTTY!!!

 

 

Okay pupper and kittehs, let's see what's in here!!!

 

 

Okays, Ma took a pic of the loot befores she let my droolin' self come close to it

 

geesh, you think she thought I would do this....

 

 

 

Yups! That's right...took the tennis balls and RAN!!!!

 

 

 

What????  I was bringin' them back...

 

 

 

See, I had to check out the rest of the loot!  Nice!

Yes, this will do just FINE!!

 

 

Oh, yes!  I had to bring my loofa dog into my tunnel so I could check it out!

 

 

Ma FINALLY  opened my tenny balls and gave me one!!!

 

 

Thank you!!

 

 

Yups, you guessed it...into my tunnel for the inspection!

Yes! This is a FABulous one!

 

Lookie!!!  It's a picture of MOI!!!!

See the resemblance??????
Yeah, me neither.....Ma says that's how I'm SUPPOSED  to look.
BOL!!!!   Yeah, I'm just not that refined puppers!!! hehehe

 Anyhu,  after Ma was finished makin' funs of my looks, she finally gave me a taste of the yummy Duck Jerky that was in there!

Yummers!!!!

Thanks Bunches Chico, Shiver and Sprinkles!!!!
I LOVES IT ALL!!