Hey puppers and kittehs, Ma thinks our intermutt problems are fixed!!!
YEA!!!
Okays, so here's the run down....
I guess all of Ma's HBO words did the trick ....
okays, not really, butts we will let her thinks that for now..
What really happened is that the intermutt peeps came overs and fixed a cable ~ butts that's not the FUN part!!!
Guess what I did??! Go ahead...guess!
No?
Okays, let me tell ya.....
There I was chewin' a chewie, enjoyin' life, when the doorbell rang
Well, I jumped up and barked my little ass off!!
(that's just the way I roll....)
Well, Ma said to 'shhhh', so of course I kept barkin' my ass off stopped barkin'.
Ma let the intermutt peep in.
I was just abouts to jump on him, when Ma caught me and said
"No!"
Okays. I didn't jump on HIM.
Instead, I jumped on Ma! hehehehe
Well, she was not too pleased.
Why?
Not for the obvious reasons.
See, Ma was wearing sweatpants.
When I jumped up on her, my tiny little talons nails gots caught in the waistband and......
wait for it.....
I PANTS HER!!!!!
BOL!!!! BOL!!!!
Right in front of the techo-peep!!!!
OMD!! Puppers, it was just the funniest thingie
EVERS!!!
Okays, after Moi, AND the techo-peep stopped laughin' our asses off
Ma kicked me outside!!!!
WHAT??!
Geesh.
I say, if she would have had on big gurl pants , this would have never happened!!
SO not my fault!
Anyhu, I will try and catch ups with everyone this weekends!!!
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On a very, very sad note....
I noticed when I gots on today that our buddie
Crossed the Bridge yesterday.
No words can describe the sadness in my heart.
Benny taught us all how to never, ever give up.
To stay in the fight.
To...Fight Like A Frenchie!!!
Benny fought the good fight, butts his body just couldn't hold his mighty spirit anymores....
He is now over the Bridge, and I'm sure he is holdin' court with his incredible charm and pawsonality!
My thoughts and prayers are with Lily and her Moms and all her family.
Our hearts are breaking for you.
I hope you can feel all the love from Blogville coming your way....
OMD OMD RUBY... You PANTSED Your MOM... in front to the TechnCable guys??? WOW Girrrrl that is a FUN IDEA... We love it... You get the BIG GOLD STAR fur THAT one!! BRAVO RUBY.
ReplyDeleteYou made a super duper Tribute to our Benny. He has left a HUGE HOLE... Blogville is Reeling from all the losses this month.
Oh my dogness - you caused your mom to flash the poor cable guy - (sorry we can't stop laughing - we can just picture it!!) It did make the sadness of losing Benny a little less.
ReplyDeleteBwahaahaahaa! Wish you had the flashy beast. Take embarrassing photos of her for once.
ReplyDeleteWe would have been banished in the bedroom before the intruder even got here....sheesh! We're supposed to guard the place.
Glad you're back on line.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
OMD RUBY!! You pantsed your Mom??? We will have to come back when we can stop laughing
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
PEE S
thanks we really needed a laugh. We have been so sad about the loss of our friend Benny
Ruby gurl.... you have me rolling on the floor laughing!!! Your poor mom!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you're back online~
First off, Barharhar
ReplyDeleteSecond, we miss our Frenchie
The Mad Scots
Oh My dog Ruby if you're not the most mischievous pal i have...I'm not sure what Momz would do if I tried that but is there anything worse than HBO words? Cause fur sure she'd be yelling them...Now that your intermutt is back I'll be sending you something
ReplyDeleteBOL, oh I might run and hide far far away!
ReplyDeleteSuch a funny story!! Glad the internet is up and running again!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand. The internet got fixed and was fine immediately. After I got fixed I wasn't myself for a few days.
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby thanks for making us laugh so much at your mom's misfortune. After all the sadness in Blogville this week your funny tale was just what we needed.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
Welcome back, Ruby - and what a good laugh you gave us!!! Lightning is a barker like that too, wonder if we can get him to PANTS the Momster here too - BOL
ReplyDeleteSo very, very sad about Benny, no words seem adequate.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Ruby - Your story was hysterical. I LOLed! Oh my - don't tell my dogs about *that* trick!
ReplyDeleteWe so so sad about Benny.
OMD now I'm laughing my ass off. Great pix of you to bad you didn't get one when you pants your mom.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Oh, Ruby! You are so MY girl! That is the bestest story! I'm not quite tall enough to pull that prank off but I sure wish I could!
ReplyDeleteWe were so sad to hear about Benny. I know he met a lot of furiends when he arrived at the bridge.
THAT IS THE BEST!! Oh hahahhhaha/ I think I peed myself a little, ok maybe a lot. Butt it was so worth it that I read the story again of the pantsing. hahhahahhaha oh yea I just peed again.
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Goose
Ruby- your mighty funny!!! thank you for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteSometimes its hard to smile--- we are sad about Benny--- but he is with all our friends over the Rainbow right now...
love
tweedles
You DACKED your peep!!! BOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is TOO MUCH!!!!!
Oh my Dog, that must have been so funny (poor Ma, bet she was mortified). You are a real joker Ruby - BTW, we love your T Rex impression!
ReplyDeleteSo sad about Benny.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Your poor mom must have been mortified, Ruby! haha You are such a clown!
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful tribute for Benny ♥
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
I hope the techno-guy gave you a rebate for best entertainment :o) That was a great tribute for Benny, thanks, Ruby....
ReplyDeleteHeheh oh Ruby you do get in to some scrapes,sad about Benny though,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteBOL Ruby that's too funny!
ReplyDeleteGood job Ruby! We'll have to work on that move.
ReplyDeleteMorgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac
MOL MOL MOL RUBY....bravo bravo your mom Moon the techies!!! Wish I had been there to MOL with you.
ReplyDeleteSweet girl what a lovely tribute to Lily's Benny
Hugs madi your bFFF
Mom loves your new layout! She also laughed REALLY hard when you pantsed your ma! I have done this to my ma before!
ReplyDeleteMason
Oh No~ poor Ruby's mom!
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry to hear Benny crossed the bridge. He will be remembered.
Momo & Pinot
OMD Ruby ...thatz the bestest ever fun pantsing your mum BOL BOL we call that being Dacked here down under...down under hmmm juz like ya mumz pantz BOL BOL on another notez though we never got to meet Benny but it doesn;t stop us from being very sad for his peeps...he looked and sounded like a pawsome friend to many peeeps and anipals..lovefurrly tribute Ruby...doggie hugs Forrest xx
ReplyDeleteBOL! BOL! Oh Ruby! Your mom must have just about passed out!! We all needed a laugh today and we thank you for that. Well...except for your mom...she probably isn't too happy with you!
ReplyDeleteWe feel just terrible for Andrea and Lily....so sad that our friend Benny lost his battle. xo Chloe and LadyBug
First I laughed, then I almost cried from this post. So sad that Benny crossed over the rainbow bridge. I was hoping beyond hope that he would pull through.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, bad dog. No. Teehee.
ReplyDeleteWe were very sorry to hear about Benny also. It's a sad day in the blog world. :(
BOL but you were laughing with your mum not at here right?!
ReplyDeleteRUBY...ROTFBOL! You pantsed Ma?!? In front of the techie dude?!? That is freakin' hilarious!!! And the look on your face is PRICELESS...you look so proud! I think you should get extra play time and treats for such a fabulous trick! And you are right...like who wears sweatpants when the techie man comes over? She shoulda had on her big girl pants!
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Oz
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OMD...I can't quit barking MY ass off over this. I bets your mom was surprised but maybe not near as surprised as the technopeep. Heehee! And you're right...it's TOTALLY your mom's fault for not wearin' real pants. I'm glad the intermutt is back but I bet it wasn't the HBO words that did it. I bet it was your mom mooning the dude.
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Girl, I readed dis da udder day but I was still in mourning but I totally laughed my ass off. Mum says your mum needs to invest in drawstring sweatpants! Anyways, I so freaking had da bestest time laughin' at your mum's expense...matter of fact, I kept comin' back to read all da comments...hehehehe! Maybe we should start blogs bout da stoopid things our peeps does.
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PS: Mum fell out da door when da cable peoples came to our house.
Yikes Ruby you scared the Cwap outa me wiff those teeth. So pawleazed youz back :) Our hearts break for Benny's family and little Lily, he sure will be missed. You won the voucher from Gizmo for out shop, come pick sumink out :) xx00xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Your poor Ma. Did she say if being pants-ed was worse than the time you made her hand slip in your poo? Inquiring minds want to know! ;)
ReplyDeleteI bet those internut people love commin to your house. I can hear them techo-peep talking now!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
I've been there with your Mom before Ruby! One time on my walk with Leroy he pants me! So embarrassing because we were at a major intersection but I can laugh about it now!
ReplyDeleteRuby, I am laughing so hard, I went pee a little(well a lot actually). That is the greatest story ever!! I have to know how you did that. I am not tall enough I think to do it to my Mommy, but I will sure try. I l love your fierce face, I can tell what a good protector you are and I hope your Mommy appreciates it. If she ever forgives you that is(snickers, giggles, snorts)
ReplyDeleteMy heart is heavy at Bennys crossing. I know he is running free with my Remington. I feel bad for Lily, I bet she is lonely.
Loveys Sasha
Ruby, we never knew you were so ferocious! Wow, those are some teeth you've got there! We can't believe you pantsed your mom! Best story ever! Wrigs is taking notes over here. :-D
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
Mommy laughed so hard she spit her wine out. It's ok; I licked it up. But we were both very sad to read about Benny. There will be so many special friends waiting for us at the Rainbow Bridge.
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