Well, it's finally here puppers and kittehs!!
And Madi, Puddles, Sasha, and I have been drinkin' and samplin' all the fine refreshments workin' our paws to the bone!!
Furst they had me haul out all the kegs...I guess I'm the only one that is has a huge hinnie big enough to haul the kegs
And the 87 thousand boxes of liquor!!
Wells, I'm sure glad that's done!!
Now, on to the good stuffs!!!
I've been workin' my tail to the bone makin' some FABulous drinkies for your drinkin' pleasure...
This is my secret concoction .... I've been slavin' over a cold toilet bowl for hours to get it just right!
I'm sure every doggie will find this DELISH!!
(I'm not tellin' what's in it...it's a secret!! BOL)
I thinks you'll find this has just the right balance of vermouth to duck....
Oh, this is a MUST TRY if I do say so myself!!
Good work Puddles on deadin' all those Possoms!!
And Sasha ~ WOWS! Nice umbrella and cherry work gurl!!!
Oh puppers, this is the most DELECTABLE drinkie you will try tonight!!!
(those tree rats were squirrely this mornin', butts I thinks I deaded enough of them for our pawty!)
Lookie what Madi and Puddles put me in!!!!!
They said the bar needed a Bar Maid and sent me out to serve drinkies in this get up!!
meanies.....
Okay puppers and kittehs ~
Step right up and order what ever suits your fancy!!!
and MOI are here to take your order and fulfill your every wish (no Frankie, we can't do THAT!! BOL)
Oh, and apparently.....
There is NO POOPIN' in the park....
(just an FYI from Frankie...)
Let's get this pawty STARTED!!!
I raise my glass to you, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Oh Ruby I am ordering one of everything on this card 5555 1234 5678.
ReplyDeleteAlso charge one for everyone in the house. I will take the Possomcolada first. Make sure Sasha puts a hundred cherries in the drink please.
A Very Happy New Year Ruby.
Peace & Love
Sweet William The Scot ~ AKA Rockin Wills
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO RUBY I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD SUCH GIRL POWER. TOTING AND LIFTING WILL GIVE YOU BUNS OF STEEL ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU ARE DECK OUT IN THAT MOST FETCHING BAR MAID FROCK. MOL MOL MOL COOL TOILET WATER I'M MEOWLESS
ReplyDeleteOMCs. I want one of those virgin drinks.
Hugs madi Puddles Bar wench
You gots it Sweet William!!! One Possomcolada comin' up!!! I thinks I'll keep the credit card number handy just in case you need more! BOL
ReplyDeleteOkays, Madi One Virgin toilet bowl punch comin' up!! I thinks you'll find the kittehs enjoy this one too! BOL
Ruby you are a girl with great ideas! Toilet bowl punch, yummy! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI'll start off with a little wine from your area. I tried some from Mollie, but all I got was whine.
ReplyDeleteOMD...I has to go peeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteWhew, dat was close...OMD, I isdyin' laughin. So um, if I is workin' da bar I can still drinks right? Good, I wants 4 of them squirrelaritas and a blue toilet bowl punch.
I am sooooo glad you offered to wear dat get-up. I would has looked horribles in it...hehehehe.
But I may has to change into my daisy duke shorts.
Oh and sorry we made da licker box so heavy but you made it look easy carryin' it.
Puddles
OMD I am totally woof-less! BWAR HAR HAR this is the bestest rockin bar EVER! I'll start off with a Toilet Bowl Blue Punch cocktail with one of Sasha's umbrellas and cherries, please. Trust me, I'll be back for a livertini or two or three! BOL Ladies, bravo and congrats on one of the most popular parts of the party! We will be lined up all day and evening for these! Thanks for all of the hard work and this punch definitely packs a serious punch! BOL *hick*
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal
Are these daisy dukes too short?
ReplyDeletePuddles
BOL!!!!! OMD!! Puddles, those daisy dukes are PAWFECT!!!! hehehehe
ReplyDeleteI thinks Sarge is gonna be handin' out some tickets for some lewd behaviors!!! BOL
Oh, Sasha ~ the crowd is goin' WILD for these umbrellas!! They want at least FOUR in thier drinkies!!! And I thinks were gonna need at least another couple of gallons of cherries...don't ask......
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Good Golly, glad we came while Sweet William was still buying rounds!! Two Possum Colada's
ReplyDeleteand Bailey will have a livertini to start with please.
PAWTY!!!!!!!!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Zozser Ruby…… be still my little heart. You look amazing in dat dress. Wow.
ReplyDeleteOh…. I'll have a Livertini please. And then I'll try the Squirrelartia.
I see a really biggy hangover in my future.
Wags,
Ranger
WoooHooo!! Nice choices Baily, Hazel & Greta!!! I thinks you'll find the drinkies smoooooth!! BOL
ReplyDeleteRanger, Yups, you gots it, Livertini comin' right up!!! I'll start on the Squirrelarita now, cause those tree rats are hard to catch!! BOL
Ruby
Roxy and I (Ernie) would like a BLUE BOWL.... oooops here comes F.FARTer... make that Two..Red and Yellow Bowl thingys... WHEW... Just about got BUSTED.
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! okays Ernie and Roxy, two Blue Bowl..um, I mean RED AND YELLOW punches comin' up!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat Frankie?? Nothin'.......
Good EVENING LADIES... and PUDDLES...
ReplyDeleteYou are all looking Grrreat... I see that Ernie has gotten a nice SENSIBLE Red and Yellow VIRGIN drink fur Roxy and himself.
My Wives and I would like a livertini a Possomcolada and a squirrelartia... and be sure that the wives get a Cherry and an umbrella.
The line is getting LONG... so just run a TAB fur us. THANKS...
And HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!!!
Ladies...and Puddles????? What is dat suppose to mean? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeleteComin' right up Frankie!!! Good choice for you and your wives! Your gonna LOVES them!!
ReplyDeleteSashaaaaaa ~ we need some extra umbrellas and some more cherries for Frankie and his wimmen!
Nice!!! Good job gurl!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Just a Carrotini for me Ruby I must say you do looky cheeky as a bar maid,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteOh almost forgot HAPPY NEW YEAR RUBY!!!!xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI'll have one of everything!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Rubes. Hope 2014 is even bigger and better! xx
And we were just going to stick to the Kool Aid! Wow! We'll have to try it all. You certainly have a well-stocked bar (and toilet).
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh, and Happy New Year, hope 2014 is good to you.
Speedy, how did you know I made a Carrottini just for you?! You little devil you!! BOL
ReplyDeleteMisaki, you got it gurl!!! I"ll make yours 'extra strong' cause I thinks you can handle it...just sayin'! hehehe
Oh gurls! Hey!! Nice to see you! I thinks you have to try one of everythings!! I would recomend startin' with the Toilet Bowl Punch!! It's delish and it'll make a good start to the evenin'...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
WHEW, Hailey and I are working up a powerful thirst out on the floor....could we each have a possumcolada? They are cool and fruity. Ahhhhhhhh perfect!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal
Hic .....hic....weeeeeb bbbee hittin all the arties....weeee be a ittle ipsy......two of those pina colada thingies lease!
ReplyDeleteHi Ruby ...it's me Ruby ...bawhhahahahahahaha! Oh, I do crack up every time I say that. Have you tried Puddles Decapitated Barbie Punch! Yummy!
ReplyDeleteRuby
OMD, Sarge they are FABulous aren't they?! Two Possomcoladas comin' right up!! Sasha, extra cherries over here!
ReplyDeleteHey Reilly and Denny....are you sure that you want....okay! Two Possomcoladas for you two..your not drivin' right?! BOL
Hey Ruby gurl!!! ( loves sayin' that too!!!! Such a FABulous name anyhu!!! BOL) OMD, that Barbie Punch is to DIE FOR!!! It sneaks up on ya, so you have to be careful!! hehehehe
Lets go get a couple....
Ruby
Ruby that bubbly toilet water is better than Champgne! Did you special order it or is it just Aged!?
ReplyDeleteHugs
Madi bar wench
Hahahahaha...daisy dukes can nevers be too short me...has you SEEN my legs?
ReplyDeleteAll dis glitter reminds me of da Victoria's Secret runway...let's model.
Wells, Miss Madi, I only use the finest SJCW (that is San Jose City Water!) in my punch recipes! They say that all the silicon in the valley makes the water taste just DELISH!! BOL!!
ReplyDeleteMODEL you say??!!! HELL YES!!!! Let's do it!!!
Do I gets WINGS too?!
You can has wings but you has to gives them back afterwards cuz we'll has to use Pip's...hehehe. Let's just try not to bust our asses on da walkway.
DeleteWe are here for another round! Happy New Year! Lee and Phod and their Lady
ReplyDeleteLivertini and squirrelarita sounds delicious.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
LOL LOL You are so funny Ruby!!!! Happy New years friend!!
ReplyDeleteHey RUBY.... Puddles is making the Floor all Slippery with those Glitter PHARRRRRTS of hers... Somebuddy is gonna get HURT... Good thingy Dr. Lassie and EMT Benji are close by with the Blogville ambulance... Make her STOP... or else AIM them Better.
ReplyDeleteThanks bunches gals, I want one of them squirrelly thingies, and Bites says he needs a kiss from each of you and one of every drink!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Mad Mad Scots
Ruby dooby do!! I knew there was a special flavor in your drinks and now I know what it is!! Delicious and very strong,,wooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo girlfriend I am having a blastarooni!! Sorry I fell on you when I was swinging from the chandelier but thanks for catching me. I didn't know we couldn't poop in the park, so oooops, but mine are small so maybe now one will notice. I am off for more cherries and umbrellas.
ReplyDeleteLets dance
Slashy
Hey Ruby, can I get an extra little platter of those lemon, lime and orange wedges?!? That's the only thing healthy I've eaten all day. BWAR HAR HAR I'll be getting more cherries too. Gotta have some fruit to off-set all of the alcohol and bacon. *urp* Holy Cow!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal
Got raccoon flavor? Last night at midnight I warned my mom with a BIGBADBARK that a raccoon walked past the front door.
ReplyDeleteMiro
OMD somebody better look after Sasha, she is having a REAAALLLL Gooood time!
ReplyDeletePawty On!!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
We are all drooling in anticipation of tasting those delicious drinks. Ruby, Lightning thinks you make a really cute barmaid:)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year and all the best in 2014.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Okays everyones, I've sampled a smudge more of the Squirrelaritas than I ssshold of, an Puddless made me walk all overs hers glitter fharts....I slipped and fell on my arse!!! No worries thouuu, cauuse I gots lots of paddin' theres apparently. So, Whos for another Livertini???? Sully? Okays a Livvertinni and Squirrrrelaritttta for youuu...Susie?? Alllll righhty, one Squirrelarita for yoou too gurl!! And Bites, You gots it! One big kissarino at Midnight!!! BOL
ReplyDeleteMiro, you brought your own Raccoon??! FABulous dude!! Step right ups, we'll make yooou a Raccoonarita!!! Oooooo, that sounds amazinnnn'...
Sarge, I thinks we could gets yooou some orange wedges!!! Hey have you tried the pineapple wedges?/ Yummmmmers!
Oh my, Lightning, are you lookin' up my skirt?!! hehehe
Okays, who's next? Slurrin'??? Whoo say I'm sluuurin'??! BOL
Wow!! It all sounds so delightful!! We would like a combo "toilet bowl-livertini".
ReplyDeleteGosh...it's like heaven in a glass!!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Oh Miss Ruby I'm not sure what I want to drink, but with you in that bar maid outfit do you get some time off for dancing? Just asking because my card is kind of empty.
ReplyDeleteWalter
Hi Ruby--- I will be with Toby Moses- and I would like to have some icecream in our drinks please!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years!
love
tweedled
Just us Blogville Dogtors making our rounds in the Blogvile ambulance to make sure no emergencies came up. The cure fur any hangovers anyone might have is to take 87 treats and blog us in the morning.
ReplyDeleteOh, Ruby, your toilet bowl punch has been a massive hit with the bar crowd! Thanks so very much for tending a swinging bar today, my furiend. I appreciate your hard work and all of the fun to make the bash such a great time. I'm stopping by one last time tonight...I need two glasses of your finest champagne so that I can do the midnight toast with my Hailey. Thanks for hosting and I'm wishing you a very happy 2014!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal
Ruby Darlin! Let's get that champagne pouring! Midnight is almost here!
ReplyDeleteyou girls did such a great job at the bar!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Oh my, what a great party. Please sir, can we have some more
ReplyDeleteBTW: Sam his his red wagon all powered up now and ready for trips to get everyone home safely in case you're looking for a ride! :)
ReplyDeleteOkays every one....CHAMPAGNE IS SERVED!!!! Grab a glass everyone...it's almost time!!!
ReplyDeleteI want to take this moment to Thank everyone for stoppin by the bar and enjoyin' our drinkies!!!
Puddles did a FABulous job servin' those beers and vodkas!!! BOL (butts, we won't mention the Niptinis that made her pharts glitter...wowsa!!)
Madi ~ Thanks a MILLION gurl for Your most FABULOUS Niptini bar!! Who knew it would be such a hit with all us K-9's too!!! hehehehe They are MOST DELISH!! (and potent!!!!)
Sasha, my Sweet Pal, No one could have done a better job on the Umbrellas and cherries gurl!!!
I thinks they were the hit of the night!!! EVERYONE wanted one in their drinkies, even the beers!!
(sorry abouts the pokes on the paws though...butts I hear that Lassiter Chase and Benjamin fixed you right up with their EMT services!!YEA!)
Okays everyone, I thinks I'm gonna have one hell of a hangovers!!! I'll take 87 aspirins and call Puddles in the mornin'!! BOL
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!
May 2014 be betters than 2013!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥♥☺
Ruby...Rube a doob!! I was just at Sarges and you look amazing in that gown. Holy Guacamole, you are a heck of a dancer.
ReplyDeleteI did get my booboos all fixed up and I think I finally figured out the umbrella thing...ouuuuuuuuch...well not quite but it isn't midnight yet here in Michigan. I will get it by then. I can't wait for Champagne, I am putting cherries in mine. I love cherries.
Happy New Year and safe a hug for me at midnight.
Loveys Sasha
Did you get the ice cream for my sweet Tweedles and her date Toby Moses. They love ice cream in their drinks. I do too come to think of it. Lets get some ice cream!!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Hiya Ruby! Still waiting for the ball to drop in California! I had the best time tonight! Thank you for all your hard work :-)
ReplyDeleteoxox
Daisy
Sorry we missed the party Ruby! You had some awesome drinks there! Happy New Year! Xo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Ruby!!!! Too bad I missed the toilet bowl blue drinks (BOL)! It looks like you had a great party. I hope that 2014 brings lots of health and happiness to you and your family.
ReplyDelete*Cairn cuddles*
Oz
I missed it cos I was a bit late.... fast asleep... But awake enough now to wish you A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR matey. Luvs Freya Rose Blossom and Frankie de tabby X
ReplyDeleteOh my, sorry I missed your party, Ruby! Butt - I wish you a Very Happy New Year!!!
ReplyDeleteStewey
OMD You're so silly :D
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know where my wallet went?
Yours,
Happy New Year, Ruby and family. Ohhhh... so many different kind of drinks! It's Pawty!
ReplyDeleteMomo & Pinot xo
Happy New Year Ruby!!
ReplyDeleteGreat drinks girl but we're being grounded for drinking one of everything. We're still sleeping it off...
...
♥♥♥Mona & Prissy
What on earth was in that toilet bowl punch???? I think it must be similar to the trash can punch my momma says she had in college. That stuff put me over the edge! I almost kissed Stanley! Do you know what my daddy woulda done if I kissed him? Thanks for a fabulous time last night!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Looks like fun, Ruby! Happy [belated] New Year!
ReplyDeleteRuh Roh, Ruby - Are you still hung over?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Happy new year to you and your Human, Ruby. Beamer wants to know if it's too late to order some cocktails. He'd like 10 of each. He must get his alcoholicism from his father since I don't really drink :)
ReplyDeleteRuby,
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! My dogness, you had a smashing, bashing time at that!! Hope you didn't drink too much, you'll need a niiice long lie now!!
Pippa :)
My boys are so upset with me. I destroyed my computer on NYE, so they weren't able to attend the pawty. They're STILL growling about it! Sure looks like they missed out on a good time.
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