Prime rib and ribeye dinners for a week should be a good settlements - but for pain and suffering - we think weekly trips to the park for the next year will be good.
Don't RUSH to Settle... You should start a LIST of Demands... Treats.. TOYS... Specialty Dinners... fur like 87 days. We are thinkin that a trial might be the way to go... you know a Jury of your Blogville peers.. would find in your favor. We are all outraged over your Manglement. We got your Back.
Hey Ruby, Lightning here. You were so right. There IS something under the deck and I am going to figure out a way to get in there. But I am already in trouble because I have been barking and trying to warn the peeps about the invaders and they don't appreciate it at all.
What a clever pup you are, to dangle the ear mangling incident over your mama's head! We'd call off the law though...that could turn into a mess, with no more guilt treats. As we always say, "Guilt is good." Smooches from pooches, BabyRocketDog & Hootie
Hmm... I wouldn't settle da case fur anythin' less than a ribeye, medium rare...
ReplyDeleteSounds like you definitely have a case Ruby!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo
Don't settle for peanuts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't settle for anyfing less dan a ribeye and a new toy or two. Ya's earned it!
ReplyDeleteYou need to get LOADS of treats......and bubbles.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
A ribeye? No way! Go for the Tenderloin!! BOL!!
ReplyDeleteWe suspect you're going for the motherlode, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Ruby I am sure a giant side of beef and maybe a tree rat entrée will suffice in the case of Ruby v mum peeps ;0 hugs Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should throw in a steak dinner too on your list of demands! BOL
ReplyDeletePrime rib and ribeye dinners for a week should be a good settlements - but for pain and suffering - we think weekly trips to the park for the next year will be good.
ReplyDeleteDon't RUSH to Settle... You should start a LIST of Demands... Treats.. TOYS... Specialty Dinners... fur like 87 days.
ReplyDeleteWe are thinkin that a trial might be the way to go... you know a Jury of your Blogville peers.. would find in your favor. We are all outraged over your Manglement. We got your Back.
Hey Ruby, Lightning here. You were so right. There IS something under the deck and I am going to figure out a way to get in there. But I am already in trouble because I have been barking and trying to warn the peeps about the invaders and they don't appreciate it at all.
ReplyDeleteMore to come.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Frankie's right there could be life time damages here.
ReplyDeleteWork it for all it's worth!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha - I bet the guilt treats are high quality!
ReplyDeleteWhat a clever pup you are, to dangle the ear mangling incident over your mama's head! We'd call off the law though...that could turn into a mess, with no more guilt treats. As we always say, "Guilt is good."
ReplyDeleteSmooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog & Hootie
Way to milk this for all it's worth! So proud of you! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the offer the opposition made? Whatever they offered, demand twice as much :o) Send a kiss for your ear :o)
ReplyDeleteYou need an attorney
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We understand if you need to take this matter to the authorities. It looked like you were a millimeter away from losing your whole ear!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Ear mangling???? I clearly need to read your previous post
ReplyDeleteI'm staying tuned :-)
ReplyDeleteKeep milking it Ruby!
ReplyDeleteHold out for tons of treats
ReplyDeleteWags
Jazzi
you sure do look beautiful!
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tweedles
I think the non-nicked ear look on you looks way better!
ReplyDeleteYou're still gorgeous to me Ruby but you need lots of treats and cuddles,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI hope your mom has proven to you how sorry she is!!!
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