Still Quiet...

Hey puppers and kittehs,

everythings is still quiet on the Home Front.

Why?

Cause Ma STILL has no voice!!!

For those who might be counting, that is five days 

of  BLISS !

Wells, I guess it hasn't been too quiet...

Ma is trying to cough up her lungs.

Yups, it can be quite noisy in that respect.

It hurts my tender ears!!

(RM: This is one bad ass cold.  I have had coughing fits that had popped my jaw out of it's socket.  Now, that might sound really dramatic, but I do have TMJD, so my jaw can pop out easier than most, but it still hurts like hell!  Anyway, that's is why I haven't been around much.  Miss PITA (Ruby) has been an Angel, just watching me hack, and trying to go after the kleenex! I will be back visiting everyone soon,  I hope.  I've been popping in when I can, but I hope this isn't going to last much longer.  Crappy cold.  I hardly ever get colds. This sucks. Sorry...I'm REALLY tired...lol ☺)

Don't worry puppers,  I'll keep an eye on her....

and her Kleenex.....

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

Hey puppers and kittehs, I'm joinin' our pals

Murphy and Stanley 

for 

Okays, so here's what happened.....

Last night after Ma passed out from all the cold medicine she downed    Ma went to bed, 

I pilfered   borrowed her plastic money card (or FLEASA as Frankie calls it!! hehehe)

and did some very important SHOPPING! 

Lookie what showed up on my doorstep this mornin'!!

When I opened the box, I was startled to find..... 

They sent everythings I ordered, and then something

very special..... 

WoooooHooooo!!! 

They just know me too well puppers!!!

Oh, I also ordered some beef jerky and a SPIKY BALL!! (Cherry Bomb! ☺)

Okays everyone, 

since Ma is drugged up and passed out  resting....

PAWTY AT MY PLACE!!!!! 

And the best part...

she still has no voice, so she can't yell at us!!!!

BOL!!!!

Who's in??? 

Thursday This and That

Hey puppers and kittehs!

So, Ma went and gots her 

very furst

MAMMOGRAM 

Today!!!  

It was fast (in and out in 10 minutes!!)

and painless.

Tell your peeps to 

GO AND GET ONE!! 

and lookie what they give everyone who gets one

Yups, purty and it smells FABulous!!

Butts, Ma almost didn't make it.....

she woke up with a terrible cold!!

(only Ma could get a cold in the middle of July!!!!!)

She has totally 

LOST HER VOICE!!! 

(this is bad  HOW???????) 

Okays, maybe not TOTALLY, 

butts she sounds like

Minnie Mouse sucked on a helium balloon!!!

It hurts my delicate ears!!  BOL

Now...

what to do while she can't yell at me....

Wordy Wednesday

I gots a bubble on my nose!!

I loves bubbles....

Black and White Sunday...(no bloodshed)

I wanted to lets you all know that I survived  my fur trim

WITHOUT any bloodshed......

(just in case you missed it....Click Here to see how Ma MANGLED my ear 

last time she got near me with clippers!!!!)

(don't worry, I had the ASPCA on speed dial, just in case.....)

Furry?

Ma said my snooter was 'too furry', and that she is gonna 'trim' it tomorrows.....

Pfffffffffffttt!!!!!

Who needs to see anyhu????  

Wordless Wednesday..kinda

Oh, yeah!  I gots some MOVES!  

I Am Blogville!

Wells, I don't know how I missed it..okays, yes I do...Ma was probably sleepin' on the job AGAIN! 

Butts, our pals, the most FABulous Doods, Murphy and Stanley , are doin' a 

Blog Hop for everyone in Blogville! 

We're suppose to tell where we live and put our postie on their Blog Hop!

Okays.....

I lives with my Ma in San Jose, California

(yes...I DO knows the way to San Jose!! bol)

It is a most FABulous land

Where Technology Companies' CEO's 

breathe the same smog as us little guys!!  BOL

No, just kiddin' (sort of...*cough, cough*)

Butts, you knows what's better???

Huh?  Do ya???

BLOGVILLE!! 

Yups!  I have mets some of the most FABulous furiends here in 

Blogville!  

And everyone is furiendly and lovin' and wells...

just PAWSOME! 

I am BLOGVILLE! 

kisses

Cherry Bomb!

Black and White Sunday

More Tree Rat surveillance .......

Oh, did you guys read Susie and Sidebite's 

Cap-n Frank and His Pirates ???

If not you GOTS to go overs and read the latest installment

Cap-n Frank Journals #2 Coconuts 

Then you'll find out how I gots this.....

BOL!!  

Ruby:  1 

Red Tail:  0 

Wordless Wednesday

The Outtakes....

Puppers and kittehs

I gots to share with you my most FABulous 

avoidance skills

durin' my 

Fourth of July photo shoot...

this was Ma trying to get it on my head...

What?  I'm not goin' to do anythings....

Shoot!  Well, she gots in on for 5 seconds!!! 

I thinks I still won...she still didn't get a decent pic of Moi 

with  THIS on my head!

Score one for the puppers!

Happy Fourth of July!

this is as close as that hat got to my head!  bol

Hey puppers and kittehs, I hopes you and your family have a

most FABulous and

Happy Fourth of July!!! 


I'm gonna eat lots of tube steaks and IScream and Blue Margaritas!! 

(diet be damned.....)

Frankie's Pirate Day

 Ahoy Mateys!!  

Today is Frankie's Pirate Day!

Nows Ma was gonna write a maruating story of the 

Brave Frankie Furter  and his Pirate Adventures...

Butts alas,  Ma has NO TALENT AT ALL  Ma decided that maybe just a fun video

might make up for her lack of ability.

Yes, yes, yes...it is NOT anythings to do with Pirate's, 

butts it does have sand and surf and

Frankie, Ernie, Cussin' Sarge, Roxy, and Moi ! 

Without further ado...

(and yes....Ernie has no neck...sorry Ernie!! )

 [ if you can't see the video, Click Here )

Here's to our most 

Brave Frankie Furter!!!!!

Ahoy!  And where's the  GROG??!