Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

Hey puppers and kittehs, I'm joinin' our pals


for 




Okays, so here's what happened.....



Last night after Ma passed out from all the cold medicine she downed    Ma went to bed, 

I pilfered   borrowed her plastic money card (or FLEASA as Frankie calls it!! hehehe)

and did some very important SHOPPING! 


Lookie what showed up on my doorstep this mornin'!!

When I opened the box, I was startled to find..... 

They sent everythings I ordered, and then something

very special..... 


WoooooHooooo!!! 

They just know me too well puppers!!!


Oh, I also ordered some beef jerky and a SPIKY BALL!! (Cherry Bomb! ☺)


Okays everyone, 

since Ma is drugged up and passed out  resting....

PAWTY AT MY PLACE!!!!! 

And the best part...

she still has no voice, so she can't yell at us!!!!

BOL!!!!

Who's in??? 


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34 comments:

  1. Idaho PugRanchJuly 25, 2014 at 12:45 PM

    On our Way! PAWTY!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  2. Frankie Furter and ErnieJuly 25, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    PAWTY PAWTY PAWTY.... WE ARE HEADIN OUT... AS SOON AS ERNIE PEES...

    OMD your box was filled with EVERYTHINGY a gal could ever want or need. Well, except fur a certain handsome FELLA.. Just sayin.
    There are other plastic cards besides the FLEASA...
    Have you ever seen American Butt Express cards... they are welcome NO WHERE. That is why we went with FLEASA.
    Of course there is the Master's Card.. That means that you use your mom or dad's Card and THEY GET THE BILLS... Master's Card is very pupular.
    We have heard rumors that there are REWARDS Cards... butt we think those have a TRICK involved. Don't want THAT.
    SO RUBY GIRRRRRL .... grab that FLEASA Card... and shop til you drop.

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  3. MurphyJuly 25, 2014 at 1:18 PM

    You KNOW I'm in!!! Cherry Bomb! Cherry Bomb! Cherry Bomb!!! Great job Ruby and I would be crazy not to notice how VERY beautiful the collars look on you!! Thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  4. RangerJuly 25, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    Oops! I think my comment flew into da cloud. I hope it returns.

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  5. RangerJuly 25, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    You are such a Pawty Girl! I gonna have to snag Mom's Fleasa Card and order up me some packages. I see I can learn great things from you. Maybe we should start callin you Yoda Girl.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  6. CreekHiker / HollysFollyJuly 25, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Ruby, I think your mom is really mad and giving you the silent treatment! ;-)

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  7. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomJuly 25, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    WooHoo.......Got CAKE????

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  8. Ziggy StardustJuly 25, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    Ruby Duby Do,, I am soooooooooooooo in!!! Pawty Pawty, I will be right over, save some drinks for me. I will bring nachos and guacamole.

    Loveys Sasha

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  9. Ziggy StardustJuly 25, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    p.s. can we go in your tunnel???

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  10. My Mind's EyeJuly 25, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    Ruby first of all we are sorry your mom has the sickies...my dad has them too.

    BUT woohoo on the shopping channel getting your goodies to you ASAP...Happy FFHT
    Madi your b fff

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  11. Bella Roxy & MacduiJuly 25, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    We're IN! Set up the Margaritas!

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  12. Millie and WalterJuly 25, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    We'll be right over for the party as soon as we stop laughing about Frankie's comment about the "American Butt Express cards". BOL!!!!

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  13. Duncan July 25, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I'm in I'm in. Be right over!!

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  14. KismetJuly 25, 2014 at 6:13 PM

    No mix-c'mon here and we have real limes right off the tree.

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  15. Kinley WestieJuly 25, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    I'm there!

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  16. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥July 25, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    OMD, there goes Lightning - he must be almost there by now, Ruby. Bet it will be one fantabulastic pawty!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  17. LindaJuly 25, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Zoom zoom count me in I'll be there.
    Jose Cuervo is my friend too.
    I'll bring some extra ice and umbrellas
    fur our drinks.

    xo Cinnamon
    p.s. my mom is laughing her butts off at your story.



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  18. SullyJuly 25, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    I'm in and I'll bring the salt for the margaritas.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. Tweedles -- that's meJuly 25, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Gosh you hit the jack pot with your box!!
    I am coming- so get ready!
    love
    tweedles

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  20. sprinklesJuly 25, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    I think I like what you found in your box much better than what was in mine! My boys and I are on our way!!!

    Hope yer ma feels better soonishly.

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  21. The Ladies of Beaglebratz ManorJuly 25, 2014 at 8:18 PM

    Iz that pawty still goin'on - we Beaglebratz iz on our wayyyyyyyyy! You did a great job shoppin'!
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta

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  22. ScooterJuly 25, 2014 at 9:51 PM

    That's a package that's gone right. Hrhr
    Wags
    Jazzi

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  23. Little Miss TitchJuly 26, 2014 at 12:26 AM

    hehehehehe I'll bring the Carrotinis and the Rum,xx Speedy

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  24. DukeJuly 26, 2014 at 1:56 AM

    Pawty at Ruby's! We're on our way!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  25. AnonymousJuly 26, 2014 at 7:00 AM

    wait for me, I'm coming... how cool that you ordered some booze too! My dad said he will have a pawty too and he would invite all... on the day when my mom has no voice :o) All my best wishes to your momma, hope her voice is back soon :o)

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  26. Marty the ManxJuly 26, 2014 at 7:30 AM

    Heck Yeah we are in! Wonder if Mazie will fit in the Kitty Transport Tunnel.....

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  27. M. K. ClintonJuly 26, 2014 at 7:43 AM

    It looks like you have everything we need! I wonder if my rocket pack will make it to your place! Woo Hoo!!

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  28. Jans Funny FarmJuly 26, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    Oh, a party. What fun.

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  29. Cara n CrewJuly 26, 2014 at 10:34 AM

    mol! you are a smart pup, Ruby! are we too late for the pawty?

    Fraidy Cats Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie

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  30. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyJuly 27, 2014 at 7:34 AM

    We are on our way to the party!

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  31. AndreaJuly 27, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    Rocco will bring the cake! We are so ready for a party!

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  32. Lapdog CreationsJuly 28, 2014 at 7:55 AM

    Zeus just loves this whole online ordering things as well...... he just got himself a new HUGE bed!

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  33. Blueberry's humanJuly 28, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    I hope your Ma is feeling better by now! I'm always jealous of people that get sick in the summer. I could really use a break from work...and yes, I'm willing to get sick to do it. ;)

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  34. Sweet William The ScotJuly 29, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    The contents of that package was very important indeed. Are you sure your Mom is really sick or is she inebriate? If Mom's germs can stand up to alcohol why she is not at 90 Proof vodka yet.
    We really do hope you feel better soon.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet
    William The Scot

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