Black and White Sunday

(yes, I am a half-groomed Airedale...please excuse my furry snooter and fuzzy leggies...

Ma promises to finish groomin' me this week...)

Thanks Nola and Sugar for hosting!

Fractured Friday Hairy Tails

Guess what day it is??!!  

Go on..GUESS???

That's RIGHT!  

It's....

WoooHoooo!!!

Thanks (most handsome and brilliant) Murphy & Stanley !

There once was a SPLENDIFEROUS  AireChick named

RUBY 

Who had a Ma..

(oh SHUSH!  It's MY story, and this is what I look like!)

One day, Ruby's most beautifuls *cough, cough*  Ma

was eatin' a sandwich...

When the phone rang, so she gots up to answer it..

(yeah, she STILL has a landline...  )

Anyhu, 

There it was....just sittin' there....all fragrant..with..

BACON!!!!! 

So, what did the most Splendiferous Ruby DO???

That's right!!!!!

I can't believe I ate   the whole thing!!! 

 YUMMERS!!! 

And, the moral of the story is.....

Don't leave your most TASTY BACON sandwich unattended!!

The End 

Wordless Wednesday

(I just found out the Ma is stealin' my furs today!!!!!    HELP!!!)

Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

Yups ~ that's our State Motto here in Californ-I-A !!

Wells,  actually, it's

"Eureka....I have found it!" 

yeah, whatevers, I thinks mine is betters.

Anyhu,

Yesterday, as some of you heard, we had a DOOZY  of an earthquake around here!

Okays, it was abouts 85 miles north of us,

butts we felt it!!  

Okays, we slept through it 

Butts we COULD have felt it if we were consciousness !! ☺

This is the distance between us (Santa Clara County)

and

Napa County

When there's an earthquake anywhere in the 

Bay Area

The whole Bay Area usually feels it.

Wells, except for the sleeping dead. 

Anyhu, 

We thinks everyone is gonna be okays, some peeps lost their homes in some fires and from the damage,

(Please pray for them, and keep them in your thoughts)

Butts, we are a hearty, wine soaked bunch, and we will rebuild better than ever!

okays, maybe I'M margarita 'soaked' butts you get my drift! 

And for all of you worried abouts the 

PRECIOUS WINE SUPPLY......

No worries!!  

There will be plenty to go around...

just ask Ma....

Click Here

to see some of the photos 

So, I'll just pretend these are Wine Bubbles ..... 

Anyone see the cheese???? 

Crazy Eyes...Jazzi

What can I say...

Bubbles make me CRAZY!!

Hope you are havin' a 

FABulous Saturday too!!

* * * * * *


I just heard abouts our good pal

Jazzi

crossin' the Bridge today.



A true furiend, 'sister' to DogZilla, Gurl Furiend to Sweet William, Protector to all her peeps,

and

Lover of TACOS! 

The"Blogville Flag" is at half staff in your honor.

We will miss you bunches.



Til we meet again..... 

Wordy Wednesday

Hey, did you guys hear???

My Sweet Dood  Murphy

wrote me a FABulous

BAD POEM !!

Click Here 

to check it out!

Then vote for his poem!! 

His is #26

Just click on the 'Like'!!

Isn't he dreamy??  

☺

Black and White Sunday...recovery

Wells, yesterday was FABulous!!!!

Butts, I thinks I'm gonna be recovering for a while! 

I'm still pickin' margarita salt and rum punch 

outta my furs!!

Thanks BUNCHES to Sarge and Sidebite 

for a most wonderful Safety Week!!!

   

And, I have to Thank my Sweet Pal

Chef Sasha for all her 

DELECTABLE foodables!!!  

You are one PAWSOME partner gurl!!

OMD, I thinks I ate like 87 pizzas!!!

(and we won't mention the 'accident' in the hot air balloonie...☺)

And I have to Thank 

BAD DAWG AGENCY 

for the amazin' concert!!!  

I thinks I pulled somethin' dancin' and rockin' .....

Oh, and throwin' my collar up at the guitar player.....☺

Thanks to everyone who participated!! 

(remember, what happens in the Bouncy House, STAYS 

in the Bouncy House!! ☺)

Safety Week Picnic

Hey puppers and kittehs!!!!

After a long and informative 

Safety Week 

(Thanks Bunches Sarge and Sidebite , Our most FABulous Hosts!!)

It is time to

Let your furs down!! 

and have some most FABulous 

Drinks and Foodables!! 

While our pal Chef Sasha is whippin' up some of her most

World Famous Tasty Foodables 

I will be providing the

DRINKS!!!! 

Okays, so let's take a lookie at the menu......

Furst we start off with the tamer  Libations ....

Now these are for you younger puppers and kittehs

who haven't got permission from your peeps  aren't yet ready

for anythings with more....Punch (so to speak...☺)


Next, we have drinkies for those on the

Camp Pain Trail 

Now, I HEAR no doggie has SPIKED any of these

BUTTS.....☺

Anyhu.....

If you don't see anythings yet that

TEETERS YOUR TOTTER

Take a lookie at these fine offerings....

No???

Okays, maybe this will

BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT 

STILL??? 

Okays, do these

TINGLE YOUR JINGLE

  

NO?????

Okay, maybe these will

BLOW YOUR FURS UP

Geesh!

Okays,  Maybe these will

TOOTS YOUR HORN 

Still???

Wells,  Maybe these will

TICKLE YOUR PICKLE

No???

Alrighty then....maybe these will

HUMP YOUR CAMEL 

Still???

Then, I hopes these will

CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES

(I snuck that last one in...☺)



Okays....

Now I bring out the

BIG GUNS... 
DON'T TELL MA THAT I BROUGHT THIS DRINKIE BACK.....
YOU KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.....☺

(Now, I recommend not over doin' this one!
Ask me how I know...)

And then I have

Nows this one is only for the puppers and kittehs with
Iron Stomachs
(and a good lawyer....bol)


FINALLY ..... 

What's you all have been waitin' for........

WTF???????  

How the hell did a TREE RAT gets in here???????

Excuse me while I take care of BUSINESS....... 

Okays, I'm back

He's , um, taking a 'nap'..... 


As I was sayin'...

What you all have been waiting for....

Okays, don't push and shove...
 I made like 87 pitchers!! ☺ 

Okays, now that you've gots a sneak peek,
Don't forgets to COME BACK TOMORROWS...

AND HAVE SOME FUNS!!!!
I hopes you all enjoy the vast selection of  DRINKIES!!

Nows, everyone who is old enough to

partake in the more potent drinkies 

Make sure you don't drink and

ZOOMIE!

You don't wanna hurt somethin'!!


And, don't forgets to

Thank everyone who participated in this most 

FABulous Safety Week!!!

(I've learned so much, my melon hurts...)

Tree Rat Hunting Safety

Welcome puppers and kittehs 

Gather around, and I will teach you the fine art of how to

Safely Hunt Tree Rats 

Furst: 

You need the proper equipment.


If you encounter the

Clemons Sciurus
(Roger Clemons of Squirrels)

You will need to protect your melon 

I recommend this most FABulous Hard Hat 

Butts you might also encounter

Bazooka Sciurus
(Militant Squirrels with issues)

With this guy, you might also need one of these....

My personally designed Acorn Shield 



Now, there are those pesky tree rats that will try and distract you

Don't Fall for It!!!!! 

Here's some examples....

yeah, don't be fooled by cuteness! 

Or Cirque du Soleil  stunts!

Or Scary Halloweenie masks!



Recently, I have encountered these dudes/dudettes....

They will do anythings to get your attention away from your

Tree Rat Huntin' ..... 

Stay vigilant!!!

Keep your eye on the furry tail!!! 



One last thingie.... 

Don't let these two keep you from your duties

HOLY CRAP!!

I didn't need to see that!!!

Put those away mister!!!


(Sorry puppers and kittehs,

these tree rats have no shame!)

And, for Dogs Sake, don't let this one's

Interpretive Dance numbers 

keep you from doin' your job!!!!

So, keep stealthy 

keep Limber 

And, tell those tree rats that you're gonna ...

♪♫ Shake em' like a Polaroid Picture! ♪♫




Nows, once you have

SAFELY Rid Your Yardie of those

PESKY TREE RATS  ~ 


It's time to

Put your paws up

and

HAVE A MARGARITA
(or 87  ☺)

COME JOIN ME!!