Guess what day it is??!!
Go on..GUESS???
That's RIGHT!
It's....
WoooHoooo!!!
Thanks (most handsome and brilliant) Murphy & Stanley !
There once was a SPLENDIFEROUS AireChick named
RUBY
Who had a Ma..
(oh SHUSH! It's MY story, and this is what I look like!)
One day, Ruby's most beautifuls *cough, cough* Ma
was eatin' a sandwich...
When the phone rang, so she gots up to answer it..
(yeah, she STILL has a landline... 
)
)
Anyhu,
There it was....just sittin' there....all fragrant..with..
BACON!!!!!
So, what did the most Splendiferous Ruby DO???
That's right!!!!!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!!
YUMMERS!!!
And, the moral of the story is.....
Don't leave your most TASTY BACON sandwich unattended!!
The End
Well Ruby, are you a Airechick of very modest appetite then? I mean no-one would have any difficulty believing that I would eat a whole bacon sandwich…
ReplyDeleteOh. I am being told I am taking the whole thing too literally
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Your Mom is VERY beautiful!!!
I bet it was YUMMY! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that YOU can't believe you ate the whole thing....after all, there was BACON involved? Who would be able to resist..?!
ReplyDeletewe would have done the same thing Ruby! And don't worry, our peeps still have a landline too.
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
RUBY your gorgeous AIREChick you... THAT was a MAJOR SCORE... WE are very VERY much PROUD of your SUCCESSFUL HUNT fur the Finer thingys in life... BACON..Lettuce... and TOMATO sandwiched all TOGETHER... and just WAITING fur you to TIE IN...
ReplyDeleteBRAVO.... WELL DONE...
Now Ruby, that was not your fault. Your ma must have wanted you to eat it! We are glad you enjoyed it. BTW, we have a land line too. Something about the billing being tied into the Internet. When it rings everybody about has a heart attack. Great job & thanks for pawticipating!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
"Use Your Noodle & Vote For a Doodle!"
Ruby, I love that story. I love just thinking about it. Anytime they leave food unattended it is fair game. Now all I can think about is bacon..yum.
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Bet it were tasty!
ReplyDeleteWe bet that was yummerlicious, Ruby - great tale!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
MOL! That's right Ruby! Finders eaters! Leavers weepers! Bet that was baconliscious!
ReplyDeleteBOL
ReplyDeleteRuby next time save me a bite i love Bacon too.
your mom a pretty lady love her movies
xo Cinnamon
Happy 3 day weekend.
Hey Ruby - this iz Shiloh-Lord of the Manor. You "borrowed" that sandwich an'I am a chocoholic - let'z put thoze 2 thingz tue-gether an'c what we git.
ReplyDeleteShiloh-Lord of the Manor
Way to go Miss Ruby!!!! We still have a landline too. We are in a "black hole" for cell reception so no one can use cell phones here :) It's kinda funny to watch the iPhone addicts get the shakes when they visit.
ReplyDeleteI have to say that I think your mom left that sandwich for you to eat. Why else would she leave a juicy sandwich with BACON within your reach? Yummers! ☺
ReplyDeleteThe sandwiches had your name on them (somewhere).
ReplyDeleteI would have done that too!
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tweedles
Wow Ruby - your mum is almost as beautifuls as MINE!! BOL!! She should try working in the movies or something!! Personally - I can totally understand you helping with the bacon sandwich - it would have been STONE COLD by the time the yapping on the phone finished. So it was your DUTY to eat it while it was at its PRIME!!
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Good for you, Ruby! We would have done the exact same thing! Wow - your mom is absolutely gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
definitely your Mom's fault - what right minded person would leave a bacon sandwich unattended around a dog ....or at all - heck - our Mom wouldn't even answer the phone !
ReplyDeleteI hope it was super tasty... I wouldn't leave a sandwich just for a phone call lol
ReplyDeleteGood for you Ruby! All good and lovely dogs deserve a bacon sammidge once in a while :-)
ReplyDeleteWhatever is in our is ours
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We love a story with a happy ending, dogs rule!
ReplyDeleteWyatt and Stanzie
very true Ruby if its left its yours right?xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteRuby you make me proud to be your friend....clapping wildly WTG girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteNever fear not only do we still have a land line...mom still has a flip phone.
Hugs madi your bfff
BOL just too much to resist huh? I understand!
ReplyDeleteMost excellent story, Ruby!!! Mom is still laughing about the pic of your Ma ... when she saw it she said "Oh, look, me and Ruby's mom are twins ..."
ReplyDeleteI'm certain that Ruby knew that today was national Bacon Day and she was just trying to be prepared! Nothing wrong with celebrating a little early! ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby, I can't believe you did that!! Surely another dog sneaked in and stole it and made out if was you, lol :-)
ReplyDeleteYou lucky duck to get to eat a bacon sandwich! Our people also still have a landline. something about living in the middle of no where and safety.
ReplyDeleteWow, Ruby, your mom looks just like mine. :-)
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