Hey puppers and kittehs!!!!
After a long and informative
Safety Week
It is time to
Let your furs down!!
and have some most FABulous
Drinks and Foodables!!
While our pal Chef Sasha is whippin' up some of her most
World Famous Tasty Foodables
I will be providing the
DRINKS!!!!
Okays, so let's take a lookie at the menu......
Furst we start off with the tamer Libations ....
Now these are for you younger puppers and kittehs
who
for anythings with more....Punch (so to speak...☺)
Next, we have drinkies for those on the
Camp Pain Trail
Now, I HEAR no doggie has SPIKED any of these
BUTTS.....☺
Anyhu.....
If you don't see anythings yet that
TEETERS YOUR TOTTER
Take a lookie at these fine offerings....
No???
Okays, maybe this will
BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT
STILL???
Okays, do these
TINGLE YOUR JINGLE
NO?????
Okay, maybe these will
BLOW YOUR FURS UP
Geesh!
Okays, Maybe these will
TOOTS YOUR HORN
Still???
Wells, Maybe these will
TICKLE YOUR PICKLE
No???
Alrighty then....maybe these will
HUMP YOUR CAMEL
Still???
Then, I hopes these will
CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES
(I snuck that last one in...☺)
Okays....
Now I bring out the
BIG GUNS...
(Now, I recommend not over doin' this one!
Ask me how I know...)
And then I have
Nows this one is only for the puppers and kittehs with
Iron Stomachs
(and a good lawyer....bol)
FINALLY .....
What's you all have been waitin' for........
WTF???????
How the hell did a TREE RAT gets in here???????
Excuse me while I take care of BUSINESS.......
Okays, I'm back
He's , um, taking a 'nap'.....
As I was sayin'...
What you all have been waiting for....
Okays, don't push and shove...
I made like 87 pitchers!! ☺
Okays, now that you've gots a sneak peek,
Don't forgets to COME BACK TOMORROWS...
AND HAVE SOME FUNS!!!!
I hopes you all enjoy the vast selection of DRINKIES!!
Nows, everyone who is old enough to
partake in the more potent drinkies
Make sure you don't drink and
ZOOMIE!
You don't wanna hurt somethin'!!
And, don't forgets to
Thank everyone who participated in this most
FABulous Safety Week!!!
(I've learned so much, my melon hurts...)
Wow, Ruby, my head's spinning and I haven't even had a drinkie yet!!! BWAR HAR HAR OMD the choices.... Wonderful selections and I love how you have something for everyone. Could I please start with my very own Sarge's Red White & Blue Smoothie, then I'm coming right back for a Surf Jammers Beach Splash. Oh, these sound delish...and since Sidebite is doing the driving for us...why not?!?
ReplyDeleteThanks bunches and I'll be sure to visit you tomorrow during the big picnic too.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Thirsty Pol Comm
Wow Ruby, you have gone above and beyond!!! BUTT, we have been all over checking out the Safety Booths and we are VERY thirsty. So maybe you can come over here and snuggle up beside me and we can enjoy a margarita. And I'd like to make a toast! Here's to CHERRY BOMB!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
Wow ruby you are best at serving the drinkies, there is one for everyone ... Very cool!
ReplyDeleteMmmm, a nice simple margarita sounds just the ticket!
ReplyDeleteHooman loled more and more going down this list... :-)
OMD look at them all...I think I want to try one of EVERYTHING. Just...don't tell my Momma, ok?!
ReplyDeleteHey Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWow, your drinkies are fabulous as always! I stopped back again (for a Ranger's Bat Nog) to thank you again for hosting TreeRat Hunting Safety. OMD it was a fabulous post and I loved the pix of those nutty critters trying to distract us. BOL Thanks again for the post and for providing the great drinkies. You will be entered in the Host Appreciation Drawing for a cool prize. Random drawing to be held on Monday, August 18th.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
OH Ruby! I missed your smile so much! Those margaritas look just fantastic...Mrs. Master was kind of drooling.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to be back on here for a bit. I'm glad you're still having the best parties around!
NOra
We think maybe four or five of us can fit in the Fudge's Water Trough. Can we get it refilled while standing in it?
ReplyDeleteThe Portie Pack
Oh, oh oh !!!!! I'm gonna have me some Batman Nogs !!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe dat dar is a drinky named after me. Dat is soooooooooo bat-cool !
Thanks Ruby.
Wags,
Ranger
Oh.My.DOG!! That Camp Pain Splash will be just the ticket to help unwind this weekend Ruby, we'll be sure to stop by and have a few!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
We will be back tomorrow !
ReplyDeleteWELL.......looks like we will just have to bring our own Pirate drink, SW's Coconut Rum Caribbean Screwdriver, and them top if off we your Fab Ruby Margaritas!
ReplyDeleteLETS PAWTY!
The Mad Scots
Oh.....Pees; don't forget about tonight.....its' gals night out in the pink Hummer
ReplyDeleteDa Sus
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta here - OOH all that lookz just fantabulous! Have u herd 'boutz our dessert - Shiloh'n Shasta Swizzle Sundae? Try sayin'that fast after a few margaritaz.
ReplyDeleteGotta run - outbak.
Well, we can't decide. Have you got sleepin' places if we try them all?
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD O M D ...... are you gonna have a Drinkie TASTING??? We only ask beclaws... HOLY GWALK A MOLEY.... who could EVER chews from such a FANGtastic Variety????
ReplyDeleteUmmmm we do hope that the tree rat is taking a ...... DIRT Nap. If you get our drift..
OMD OMD...... How CAN we Chews... these ALL are just ... OUTSTANDING... we LOVE the looks of Each and EVERY ONE of THEM...
THANK YOU RUBY... THANK YOU SO MUCH... You are a MIXOLOGIST Extraordinaire FUR SURE. OMD.... OMD We want a Sip of EVERY SINGLE ONE...
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO.... NOW we will be havin ONE FANGTASTIC time at the PICNIC PAWTY.. FUR SURE... It is just that SOMEBUDDY had BETTER take a LOT of Pictures... beCLAWS.... MOST of us aren't gonna REMEMBER that we DID have a GOOOD time. Just Sayin. While I can STILL Talk... and WALK... BaaaaaaaWaaaH......
what - we didn't get a drink - even after we made sure no poisonous plants were used in the making of them - boo hoooo :(
ReplyDeleteRubes! As usual you are serving a delightful sluuply(HIc)oops supply of sinks(HIC, burp)oops I meant drinks. Wow maybe(burp) I shouldn't have started so early(hichic). I ccan't wait for our piccccnicnic too tomorrow(burp)(fart). Gotta go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Befloor I go, one more toilet bowl sslurp rise.
ReplyDeleteGreen beans would make a great garnish for a margarita.
ReplyDeleteOMC, dese look delishus!
ReplyDeleteCrikey ...... what a choice!! I wanna try 'em ALL!! I'll start with the toilet bowl surprise though. Anything that comes out of a toilet bowl tastes pretty good to me.
ReplyDeleteStanzie wants 3 Cheetos Surprises and I will have one Toilet Bowl Surprise with a twist.
ReplyDeleteYou make a mean drink, Ruby!!
Wyatt
OMD!!! We have a drink named after us! We will start out with three Bentley & Pierre's Cajun Surprises...two for me and one for Pierre. (He's flying our Hot Air Balloon) Come take a ride when you get a break. Thanks so much for the drink honor!
ReplyDeleteAs a young pup I'm not sure which I'd prefer, could I just try them all?
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah
xxx
We are parched just reading this, Ruby! We will have one of each drinkie, please!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Wowee Ruby!!! You have like 87 zillion types of drinks!! What a fun partay!! Love all the names!!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL RUBY, your drink names cracked me up! You topped last events drinks in my opinion!
ReplyDeleteRuby's blue toilet water surprise is always just the right mixture od tidy bowl and fresh spring water! Very refreshing
Hugs
Madi your BFFF
Hari OM
ReplyDelete...slurp hic...ahem... got as far as ambulance punch... should there be little pink things with long snouts flouting about here????? Jusss' wanned to droop by to whistle tankards and shake paws wiz all dem as hlept to organzoo this wonderweek.................hugzzzznnnn wagzzzzzzz YAM-aunty xxx
Woo Hoo - fun, fun, fun. Lightning says he isn't sure if he is in that younger set, but he says he doesn't care, he is going to indulge in a little of everything. Ciara says she is off meds so no problem for her to do some imbibing. And somebody needs to give Phantom a nudge and wake him up before he misses that grand gala!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for such a fun time.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh Ruby I will be taking one of my own Rockin Shots then may be I will be up for trying your SPECIALITY The Toilet Bowl Surprise. Put the rum in the coconut! La De Da La De Da La De Da
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Sweet William
The Scot
What fantastic drinks. We would like to start with the Hailey and Zaphod Lime Ricky, then we want one of everything. We can decide who has the best drink. Good thing there is a bus to get us home!
ReplyDeleteAll those scrumptious drinks and I can only drink Adam's Ale cos I'm watchin me weight.
ReplyDeleteHave fun anyway guys.
Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier X
Ruby, sorry about getting sick when we were on the hot air balloon ride. Now I am ready for another toilet bowl. What is in that drink, it is delicious. Come on let's go in the bouncy house. I promise not to puke on you again.
ReplyDeleteLove Sashy
These drinks are delish. Thanks for making such special ones for the picnic.
ReplyDeleteWow, that was the most creative and fun post!!!! You had me laughing and laughing with the names of the drinks... and then the tree rat!!! I'm definitely coming back tomorrow :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for a big smile!
They all look so good. Can I have one of each? Well, 'cept maybe the toilet bowl one.
ReplyDeleteRuby what an astounding selection you have there, you clever girlie! But I think I'll be alright with a cup of tea!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think squirrels would be there, I hope you caught it!
Pippa :)
Wow Ruby, that was quite some drink list you had! I am not sure your guest will be up to coming back with the post party headaches they probably have today MOL!
ReplyDeleteMarty
*HICK*...OMD...*HICk*...These Two Sided Frosties are goooooood *HICK* What do you mean I'm slurring *HICK* my barks *HICK*!
ReplyDeleteWally *HICK* and Sammy *HICK*
Ruby! What a creative post!
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