I am joinin' my sweetheart Pals Murphy ♥ and Stanley
for their FFHT !!
(sorry..it's a little late...technical problems, ie: Ma's my grains..)
Once upon a time, there was a most foxy AireChick
named RUBY
Who accidently-on-purpose was
UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
of sneakin' leavin' her
STUFFIES IN THE RAIN!
(YES, it actually DID rain here!!! WoooHooo!)
Anyhu....
Ma got all bent outta shape,
and started sayin'.....
And WAGGIN' her finger
like my tail
when I see a margarita!
I tried to tell her that
THE CAT DID IT!!
Butts, then Ma said.....
We Don't HAVE a cat!!!!!!
(details, details...pfffft!!!)
Just When I Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Worse............
THIS HAPPENED...........
In case you can't spot them ~ here's a close up...
She hung them up!!
She SAID it was to dry them in the sun,
butts, I thinks she was hopin'
evil tree rats would come and snag em'!!!!!
Can I have my stuffies back now????
She SAID it was to dry them in the sun,
butts, I thinks she was hopin'
evil tree rats would come and snag em'!!!!!
Can I have my stuffies back now????
Oh Ruby, that story was worth the wait! We could detect a touch of sassiness in it and we 'specially liked that! Well done! BTW, we sure hope your mom's migraines are gone!
ReplyDeleteYour "Special" Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Pee Ess - Make sure you do NOT let your ma check the mail on Monday! Make sure you do it when she is NOT looking!
MOL MOL MOL Ruby I hate it when mom wags her finger at me like Wonder Woman!!! Oh my sweet funny friend that photo and what you wrote on it cracked us up!!! Bravo Bravo this story was worth waiting for!!! Mom's with 'tudes are nothing but trouble.
ReplyDeleteHey girlfriend..does your mom realize a cat might have actually jumped on your wall onto your pretty patio and played havoc with your stuffies?
Hugs madi your bfff
PS thanks for the laughs using wonder woman was brilliant!!
Those Front yard cats sneaked into our garden and stole my special toy from Ernie--TWICE! So we think it was probably cats who left your toys out. We had rain the other day, same thing happened here. UNFAIR!
ReplyDeleteOh I couldn't keep your stuffies from you with that sweet face!
ReplyDeleteHope da tree rats don't get em!
ReplyDeleteNext time just tell her you were actually doing her a favor by leaving them out in the rain for a cleaning - that way she didn't have to put them in the washer machine thing-y.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
So unfair!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you get your stuffies back soon.
ReplyDeleteI was kinda surprised that you didn't blame it all on the tree rats originally! bol Hope the stuffies have all dried up now and that you have them back to play with. I don't ever let my boys take their toys out because I know they won't bring them back in.
ReplyDeleteOMD...Mamas can be so very mean sometimes!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Ruby, you're supposed to do the 'rita number AFTER you post.
ReplyDeleteYou are so adorable. I could never deny you anything :)
ReplyDeletehahahaha but a cat could do that... theoretically... if you had one... Hope your stuffies are no longer "online"and you got them back :o)
ReplyDeleteIf you remove the stuffing from your squeaky toys, they dry much faster. All my squeaky toys have been un-stuffed and de-squeaked. (The humans usually clean up the resulting mess.)
ReplyDeleteTree rats have chewed on my dogs' stuffies!!! What a fur-raising tale! Do you have your friends back yet?
ReplyDeleteWe can't believe your mom did that to your precious stuffies, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
OMD I sure hope you get your stuffies back soon!
ReplyDeleteOMD...I sure hope you get them back soon!
ReplyDeleteBailey's friend Ratty got left out in the rain last week. Mom tried hanging him to dry, but Bailey wouldn't go to sleep without him, so Ratty got tossed around in the dryer. He got very dizzy.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to live with a cat to blame them for doing evil things. Pierre claims a cat came inside our house and got our toy and drug it to the backyard. I am backing his story 110%. I'll vouch for you too! Your Basset Buddy, Bentley
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