Happy Halloweenie!

Hey puppers and kittehs!

Tis the season when I bark at all the little peeps

and scare the poop outta them!  BOL

Well, it's their fault...they knock at MY door and don't come in...

and Ma gives them all my treats!!

(she SAYS they are not MY treats...butts I don't believe her...hence the barkin'!!)

Anyhu,

I am off the Dory's Halloween Pawty !!

And...WHO is taking Me????

Why, it's the most HANDSOME, most SUPER DOOD 

in all of Blogville ~

that's who!!

Isn't he DREAMY???

We are goin' with Muprhy's Brudder

and Co-Mayoral Candy-Date

Stanley and his Sweetheart Taffy

OMD, it's gonna be FABulous!!

Come and join us!!!

Wordy Wednesday

After Kyla's Celebration 

Ma thought THIS would be an appropriate 

Halloweenie Costume for me....

(I guess she did appreciate me usin' her

Fleasa Card  to buy my Mobile Margarita Van....)

Oh, and something abouts letting Puddles drive....

Hey, she only hit 87 squirrels....

It was a good day....

The Margarita Bar is OPEN!

I have been workin' my paws to the BONE

mixin' up my special

GREEN BEAN MARGARITAS 

for our most FABulous pal

KYLA!! 

So, step up to my 

MARGARITA BAR! 

Nows, I have only used the

BESTEST Tequila!

            Casa Dragones!

And the BESTEST FROZEN GREEN BEANS

Ma's green papers can buy!

And, don't forgets the

Triple Sec and Limes!

I gots my  Margaritaville  all loaded and ready to serve!

BELLY UP TO THE BAR!

I even gots my own 

MOBILE MARGARITA BAR!!!!! 

(shhhh....don't tell Ma....she doesn't know I used her FLEASA (thanks Frankie!) CARD 

to buy it!!!!!  hehehe)

I'm thinkin' after a few of my

Green Bean Margaritas

Maybe she won't mind! BOL

I borrowed Susie's Pink Hummer to tow it!
(really ~ she said I could borrow it! BOL!!!)

So nobody will be without refreshments

while visiting all the events!!!**

**now, remember, if you are competing in any of the events, you can't have a margarita until AFTER you are done.  (we don't want a repeat of the Puddle's incident...just sayin'!

Okays,

Everybody,  grab a margarita...

and let's 

TOAST 

to 

Blogville's Resident Pope Kyla

Teacher to all wee lasses and laddies

"May those who love us, love us.

And those who don't love us,

may God turn their hearts;

And, if He doesn't turn their hearts,

May He turn their ankles,

So we will know them by their limping.

Kyla,  all of Blogville Salute you!!

Super Ruby!

It's a bird, it's a plane, 

it's 

SUPER RUBY!! 

Faster than...

An Evil Tree Rat! 



More Powerful than....

A Kong Toy 



Able to Leap....

Security Fences in a Single Bound! 



IT'S SUPER RUBY!!! 

 Duty Calls! 

Wordless Wednesday

Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega)

OMD,  I knows this was makin' the rounds a while ago, 

Butts it really cracks me up,

and makes Ma  ROTFLAO!!

OMD, I thinks I just peed a little.....☺

Wordy Wednesday

Ma:  Ruby, why did the dog cross the road?

Ruby:To get the tree rat??!

Ma: No.  

To get to the Barking Lot!!

b.o.l.

Yeah, see what I got to live with??

My Answer....

Hey puppers and kittehs, 

guess what???

The most ManTastic Dood in the whole of Blogville

asked MOI 

to Dory's Halloweenie Pawty!

Nows.....

What shall I say?????

YES!!!!

(I better go fluff my furs!!)

* * * * *

Ma wanted to say THANK YOU so much for all of your advice 

on the fishie oils, coconut oils, honey, vitamin E, Durlactin,, etc

Ma has her list, and is goin' to the store tomorrows to see what she can find!

In the meantime, she is rubbin' some coconut oil on my tail....

BUTTS (bol) she has to catch me furst!

My New AireCut

Here's my new AireCut!  

Ma says she still has to trim my snooter and leggies

(some doggie doesn't like sittin' still long enough to do a full grooming...☺ )

Butts she needs your help ~

She found some dry patches on my tail.

It's my allergies.  I am already takin' the Benadryl, 

butts the vettie said I should take some FISH OIL too.

Now, Ma's head almost exploded when she saw all the choices.

If everyone could chime in on what you use, what has worked best...

how about COCONUT OIL?    Any thoughts on that?

Oh, and keep this in mind......

The smell of fishes makes Ma GAG !!!!   

Seriously.  

I thinks she almost tossed her cookies when she gave me some tuna once!

Whimp.

Anyhu, 

My itchy hinnie would appreciate all of your input!!

Thanks puppers and kittehs!!

Now....

I knows margaritas are good for the skin, right?

* * * * *

Oh, don't forgets...

There's gonna be foodables (by the one and only Chef Sasha) and drinkies (by MOI !!) 

and lots and lots of fun!  

Oh, and some business too....

If you have any questions for the Candy Dates,

just leave a comment on either of these two bloggies:

BH&G Campaign Management

or

Dory's Backyard

SUNDAY is the Dead Lion!!  

Wordy Wednesday

I see a tree rat....

 (Ma stole my furs today...not fair ~ I wasn't done with em'!)

Pics tomorrows....

Black and White Sunday

I hopes everyone has a easy, lazy Sunday....

Thanks Nola and Sugar for hosting

* * * * *

On a sad note, our furiends Finley and Whitley 's brudder kitteh

Maurice 

is real sick.  And what he has can't be fixed.

Maurice might have to cross the Bridge tomorrows. 

Please stop by and gives some loves and support to them and their peeps

Maurice, the handsome kitteh

kisses

Jazzi's Taco Day!

Puppers and kittehs, today is THE day....

Angel Jazzi's Taco Day! 

OMD, I have been waitin' furevers for this!!

NO DIET!!!

I gots to eat two tacos!!! 

Lookie!!!  It had chicken breast, tomatoes, cilantro, and lettuce, 

all on a flour tortilla! 

Waiiiiiiting.......

FINALLY!!! 

Tryin' to be a lady.... 

Oh, who am I kidding!!!   I'm takin' this and runnin'!! 

Darn....she caught me!   

Who cares!  These are DELISH!!!

This was all that was left....

who eats the lettuce anyhu!!! bol

Thanks Angel Jazzi!!!!

 This was the most Delicious  meal I have had 

since this *#@!*  DIET  Ma put me on!

And you knows what goes FABulously with TACOS???

MARGARITAS!!!!  

I made this batch special for you

ANGEL JAZZI!

Everyone,   raise your Taco and margarita ...... 

We miss you, our furiend,

may the Taco Bell across the Bridge

keep up with your taco demand.

We miss you.

World Smile Day!!

 

 Hey puppers and kittehs,  our pals

Sugar, Oz, and Dory  are Co-Hosting

World SMILE Day Blog Hop 

"Smile, and the world smiles with you....."

Stanley Gordon West 

Wordless Wednesday

I'll tell you abouts this most FABulous toy I gots soon!

*Cherry Bomb*!!

(Okay, okay, so not so Wordless ...)

(oh, and another note, Ma (aka: my assistant) has had a couple of bad weeks with her my-grains, so she hasn't been up to par with my bloggie lately, butts she promises to kick them in the arse, and do some proper bloggin' soon...paws crossed! ☺)