Our most Handsome Mayors Murphy ♥ and Stanley have asked us
Cabinet Members,
to tell ya what the hellcat we do!
Okey-Dokey!
I am
Blogville's Official Rodent Patrol Officer
(this is in case those little bastards try to 'Nut-Bomb' me from above!)
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| I caught this one last year....can you say 'shaky-shaky'?? ☺ |
I do have an Official Badge
Pawsome!!!
And a GUN and holster, with all kinds of fun stuffs!!!
Oh. I guess it's just a pellet gun....SOMEONE doesn't trust me with a real firearm! pffft!
Nows, my Snoopervisor is Ranger , so that's pretty cool!!!
(he likes the donuts, and lets me, um, 'dunk them' in my 'coffee'...BOL!!
Nows, that is not my only job...
No Siree BOB!!!
I am also in the
Blogville Choir!!!!
Yuppers! I even gets to wear this FABulous hat!!
Director Susie says I have
real 'promise'...?
Nows, I am also
Blogville's Unofficial Bartender
Who let HIM in??!!!
RANGER!!!!
Thanks. No need to panic folks.....Ranger gave him the shaky-shaky...
As I was sayin'....
I got the bestest margaritas on the planet!!!
(IMHO)
I can go to any event anywhere's in Blogville at a drop of a hat!!
Just let me know, and I'll be there!!
Butts, WAIT!!!
THAT'S NOT ALL!!
Nope!
I am also...
BLOGVILLE'S OFFICAL YENTE
Yuppers!
You need a date for a Blogville Event????
Lookie no further!
Just click on my 'Yente Page' at the top of my bloggie for all the info!
Thanks bunches our most distinguished Mayors!!
I will serve you all the snacks you want Murphy!
Um, I mean...
I will Serve Blogville with Honor!
(most of the time....☺)
Phew!!
I thinks I need a nap....
OMD...you are going to be one busy girl this year Ruby!!! Thanks for all the margarita...I mean all the things you do for Blogville!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
You is one bizee gal, Ruby!! I know Whitley is one of yer junior osifers, but she are senior in da varmint killin' department... she killed 2 skwirrels --WHILE ON LEASH!!-- at UCLA an' bit da tail off anudder one! She has also rid our backyard of rats and mice as has yours truly... so if ya needs back-up on da shakey-shakey and no one comes a'runnin, just let out a aroooo fur me....
ReplyDeleteDat margarita truck of yours is epic!! Do you think we could rig up a mobile tiki bar, too?
Good grief Ruby, you are one busy girl!! I (Wally) am going to be in touch re: your Yente services, it's really about time Sammy left his bachelor days behind and found himself a nice girl to settle down with.
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Wally & Sammy
Rodent Patrol Officer AND Unofficial Bartender. And you get a cool truck. Ruby, you sure hit the jackpot when the Blogville positions were handed out!
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Bertie.
When I wuz havin my Monday margarita wif momma, I thought of ya Ruby.
ReplyDeleteYou've got a huge portfolio, girl. You're going to be so busy.....'specially with the Margaritas!
ReplyDeleteWell now we are gunna see us some action Ruby...squirrel margaritas..shaky shaky not stirred! loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteThat's sum very impawtant roles you got there Ruby but I has every confidence in you. Having tasted my furst Ruby Margarita I nose yous the best!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
wow that are great pawsitions! I love girls with guns, that's sexy! And girls who have a sense for margaritas, of course!
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Well done Ruby.
ReplyDeleteEr, I gave my Sid a pass to wander. I'll make sure he has a bell around his neck so no one gets mixed up with squirrels. Remember guys, my Sid Squirrel isn't chasin material, the rest are fair game.
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X
You are going to be a VERY busy girlie, Ruby!
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Mitch and Molly
I think you are going to be mighty busy with all those hats to wear!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Ruby ..... You're sure gong to be busy, aye?? Hope you don't go firing poopie bullets when you should be mixing margaritas or matching couples up.
ReplyDeleteYou have your paws full - rodents, drinks, and dates! WOW! If you need me to drive the Margarita truck just let me know ...well no, I don't know how to drive, but I can learn on the job.
ReplyDeleteWow, Ruby! You's a chick of all talents! And I NOSE you is gonna do a terror-ific job in all your duties! Now....about that drink.......
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HOLY GWALK A MOLEY Girrrrrrrl... we need a NAP after just Reading all your Pawdentials...
ReplyDeleteWhen will you have time fur your Bubbles... and your Tunnel.... You will need to MULTI TASK...
Maybe combine your YENTE with The tunnel and have a ♥ TUNNEL ♥ Of ♥ LOVE....
BUTT we all know you.... and you will get it ALL done and in FINE FORM also iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bravo on ALL your Pawsitons in Blogville... You are an OUTSTANDING CITIZEN fur SURE iiiiiiiii
I'll drink to that.
ReplyDeleteExcellent explanation. Now I wonder if you have a couple margaritas before you do the Yente match ups? BOL! You are the hottest, err . . . I mean finest . . . . I mean most responsible member of our staff. CHERRY BOMB!
ReplyDeleteYour Pawsonal Mayor Murphy
and that other mayor Stanley
Hey Ruby!
ReplyDeleteWow, you do amazing work! Gosh, you're a busy gal. BOL
BTW: I'm sending an email asking for Yente Service for Valentines Day!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Holy smokes Ruby, you are one busy girl! How do you do it?!
ReplyDeleteWow! You sure have a lot of work to do now! If you need any help chasing the Evil Squirrel Cartel, Joey dog and I would be happy to volunteer our skills. Oh, don't tell Joey dog, but I think I might see if we can find a match for him for the upcoming Valentine's party. His birthday is February 15 and he'll be 13 years old!
ReplyDeleteWell, Ruby....you sure have a LOT of jobs to do around Blogville. All are very important (including the bartending) and I hope you can keep up with everything! I may be in need of some of your Yente services soon. BOL
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Ming and Teddy hope your Rodent Patrol doesn't extend to them.... BOL.
ReplyDeleteHaha, we love your unofficial bar tender.
Dip and Elliot x
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteYou are the gal about Blogville it seems - or maybe the gal who knows all about Blogville.... or maybe both... anyhoos, you are one the who's whos fur sure....
Crumbs, and I didn't even imbibe before trying to write that - hic...... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx (OoWaC)
Oh boy now that's a good position
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AND RUBY YOU ARE AN EXPERT AT EACH AND EVERY JOB. THAT TREE RAT DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE THAT YOU HAVE A CAT IN YOU POSSE!! WE'LL SNEAK UP ON HIM
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Quit with the butt kissing, your just one very busy awesome gal.......Now enough.........serve up some Margarites...say you gonna take that truck on the police activities, so we acn pawty after a criminal capture?
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You sure wear a lot of hats Ruby. We think you have enough energy to handle all of it though.
ReplyDeleteWow! You are super busy Ruby! I have to say that we consider you the OFFICIAL bartender mixologist of Blogville. ☺
ReplyDeleteHoly doggies you are one busy lady.
ReplyDeleteI hope you get a nap after all the donuts.
hey I'll drink to that too!
xo Cinnamon
You are going to be incredibly busy too. Hey, do you think the Doodz purposely gave you and I a lot of jobs to keep us outta trouble and not make them look bad......hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your new positions and just to let you know, I do love your margaritas so keep pouring them and I'll keep drinking them.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Wow - you are perfect for all those jobs. You are going to be so busy!!! But I think that you'll love doing all your jobs!!! Yay for Ruby! Margaritas all around!
ReplyDeleteWow you are going to be busy!
ReplyDeleteRuby am I too late to rescue you from the vet? If so, I'm sorry and I hope the visit is short, sweet and to the point. Is if for your ear? How is it doing?
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Rodent Patrol is a super important job, Ruby, I think Unofficial Bartender is a super, super, super important job. If you have to choose between the two, I'd suggest that you let Ranger handle those rodents. I'll have another!
ReplyDeleteOMC Ruby how do you keep track of it all??? You have so many jobs that my head would spin! Concats and get those tree rats!
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Marty
If you need any help roundin up lizards, Macu Blue is your gal!
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