Here I am at the vettie...waiting
What do you mean I'm not suppose to sit up here?
Well, I'm not sitting down THERE....
What???? NAIL TRIM?????
I'm OUTTA here!! Open, open open!!!!
Maybe I can escape through this window.....
Well, the vettie aspirated my ear hematoma with a syringe
(he showed Ma..ewwwwwww !! , butts he said that would be the best)
Then, they PROBED me!!!!
What???
Ya know, vetties shouldn't puts stuffs in my arse if they don't wanna be farted on.....
just sayin'....
Then they took me to the back room.....
nothing good EVER happens in the back room...
I gots shots and a nail trim!
I was SO glads to get outta there puppers and kittehs!!!!!
Anyhu,
everything is lookin' good. I'm gonna be on the prednisone for abouts another 3 weeks.
No problemo.
(let's not tell her I'm sneakin' margaritas....☺)
I hopes your Wednesday was more fun than mine!
Sorry to hear about the vet visit. We agree nothing good ever comes of going to the back room. Of course one of us has expressed her anal glands on the vet tech when she was having her nails clipped. Maybe you could try that trick some time. BOL!
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby. I'm so sorry you had to go to the vet. But, I have to say that in the "back" of our vet's office, treats rain from the ceilings. I'm serious! Maybe your vet's back room can have the ceiling fixed so it rains treats! (but not margaritas!)
ReplyDeleteWhat's this term of endearment? The "vettie"? It is the "medical monster". Vettie sounds cute.
ReplyDeleteOMD...not the dreaded "back room"!!! We are glad you came out of the ordeal in good spirits, but maybe you should stay away from those margaritas for a bit!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Rubes I understand completely. That backroom is never good. I am glad you are ok, did they paint your nails?? I am sending a batch of possum pizza's cause I know you will be hungry on those pills. Take it easy so you will be well for the Valentines Dance. Guess what Bilbo asked me and of course I said yes. We can have a blast together.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I think ya deserve an extra margarita for endurin dat.
ReplyDeleteAnd here we were thinkin' what a posh waiting room that was and all the time it was a trick to make you feel like nothing bad was going to happen!!!
ReplyDeleteHate that back room.
Poor Ruby.an anal probe never ends (pardon the pun) well...serves the vet right for sicking things where they don't belong :) but a mani/pedi to end with ..why can I hear howling haaahaah :) loves Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteWe hope today will be a much more fun day for you, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Oh no, not the back room ...next time give me a heads up and I'll have the truck parked under the window. You can climb out and then we will drive away and go have burgers and margaritas!
ReplyDeleteRuby (your BFR - Best friend Ruby)
Went to the Vet !?! I bet you needed an extra strong margarita or two after that!
ReplyDeleteGood to hear everythingy is looking fine though, well done Ruby!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
We simply cannot stand the vets...not that we don't like the person...just the place...they do yucky things there!! xo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteHi ruby, nice to meet you. Sorry to hear about your horrible very visit!
ReplyDelete~ Lickies ludo!
I'm glad you survived that horrible adventure... be careful when they put things in your back side... they read your minds that way and they steal your best ideas!
ReplyDeleteeasy Rider
I thought our pawrents were supposed to LUV us. So WHY do dey put us through such torture?????
ReplyDeleteOMD Ruby.... the ANAL PROBE... an Aspiration... Shots.... AND your nails trimmed... ALL at ONCE???????????????????????????????????????????
ReplyDeleteTHAT is a TRUE Torture Trip fur SURE iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
OMD girrrrrl we think you deserve 87 RubyRitas after this....
Yup. Standard vet stuff. Bleah!
ReplyDeleteOMD violated by the vet, yet again. I'm glad you farted on 'em.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
We hope everything is OK... and the Lapdogs also enjoy sitting in the human seats while waiting at the v-e-t as well. Unfortunately, Zeus and Lola can't really get up there anymore though... we needed a smile today, thank you!
ReplyDeleteThe vet's office is never a fun thing! Even the treats don't help!
ReplyDeleteOh my Ruby, are you okay now? Is your ear getting better? I just know that you need me to kiss your ears! I hope you were thinking of me when they gave you the shots so they didn't hurt! BTW, you are looking very lovely in those photos! XOXOXOX
ReplyDeleteYour Fella,
Murphy
And his brother,
Stanley
Pee Ess - just for Ruby's eyes only: While you are on this medicine if your mom is NOT giving you all the foodables and drinks that you want and need then remember that you can bring her up on charges with the Court of Common Fleas and the honorable Frankie Furter can issue a court decree that she MUST obey. Ernie the Attorney can represent you in court too. Just say the word and I am sure they will be happy to take this to court if necessary!
We are trying to figure out why the vet would have that nice, comfy loveseat if you're not supposed to sit on it. Maybe it's just for show, like in a museum.
ReplyDeleteMom is glad you're on the mend and says we don't want to know what a hematoma is--on the ear or anywhere else--ever. And don't even mention the N-word!
Emily & Miro
Oh no Ruby! Well we hope that this will help your ear get better faster! And we did not let Mabel read this - she goes to the vet next week for shots - we don't want her to get scared about anal probe and stuffs
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
OH MY WORD RUBY...YOU WERE TRICKED, UNJUSTLY TAKEN W/O PRIOR APPROVAL TO THE VET AND THEN HAD EXTRA STUFFS DONE. I THINK YOU NEED ERNIE THE ATTORNEY SERVICES. BLESS YOUR HEART. I'M SO GLAD EVERY THING IS OKEY DOKEY FINE THOUGH.
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
PS NEXT TIME PP ON THAT COUCH
Geeze. What a day. Glad you farted on 'em and hope you snuck a quick cocktail when you got home!!
ReplyDeleteUgh, vet visits are never fun. Hope you had a double margarita for bravery.
ReplyDeleteDip always tries to escape out of the window at our vets as well!
Dip and Elliot x
Oh dear, that's proper sucky! But at least the wet and hairy man is helping to keep you healthy, for all those margaritas :-)
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Ruby! You poor thing!! I think you need a night out with your paw-ticure and show off those pretty nails.
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Daisy
OMD!! The ears are bad enough, but to do the probe is simply adding insult to injury. We go to the vet for my manicure. I don't mind when Doc does it, because Mom makes me a nervous wreck when she tries. I agree with the whole floor sitting at the vet. There is no telling whose tail has been drug across that floor!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say, that's one comfy looking chair for the pup patients that your vet has out. I guess it wasn't for you to sit on! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteI hope your ear continues to heal quickly. Beamer has the saddest look on his face when the vet puts her finger where the sun don't shine. I can't help but giggle at it.
I hope you got lots of treats for tolerating that torture! Glad to hear everything checks out just fine and dandy.
Vets are always pokin' & proddin', it's what they do! At least yours has a comfy chair to wait on, ours has hard plastic ones. Hope the ear is better. You're right about the back room; no good ever came of goin' back there!
ReplyDeleteLove & Biscuits,
Cathy, Isis & Phoebe
www.dogsluvusandweluvthem.blogspot.com
At least you got a comfy chair to sit on. They have hard plastic ones at our office. We sit on Mom's lap because that's soft. That probe stuff is getting out of hand. They did that to Noah last week and he wasn't happy about it. But Mom won't let us go to the back room. Wherever we go, she goes, so at least we know we're safe.
ReplyDeleteRuby we are glad the V.E.T. got that heme-tomato out of your ear and that you were brave and got your nails manicured and nasty shots. What do you mean you weren't supposed to sit on that pretty couch? It is all flowery and girly like you and just the perfect Ruby size!
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