Friday, December 18, 2015

You Missed My Furry Arse, Right???!


OMD, puppers and kittehs, it's been KERAZY around heres!

Ma still doesn't have a new puter, butts she hopes to change that next week (paws crossed!)

So, she's been working her twisted fingers to the bone, trying to gets her old laptop updated
and working.....so far, so good....shhhhh!  don't wanna jinx it! 

What have I been doin'????


Well, lets me tell you!


I deaded FIVE stuffies!

Been chasin' a POSSUM who likes to visit my yardie at night.
I call him Phil.   Okays, maybe CHASE might be the wrong word...more like bark my arse off at Phil! ☺    He just stares at me frozen.  It looks like he ate some bad bacon or somethings!
(wait...is there such a thingie as 'bad bacon'???)
Ma usually pulls me inside by my collar, cause she says she doesn't want me to knock it off the fence
and have a 'bloodbath'.
   Whatevers.


I almost deaded Ma a few times.
☺
She said that all  my squeaky balls are like landmines that she trips over.
I SAY, she should watch where she's going!
amirite


I deaded my bed.
Destuffed the darn thing.
It was a hint to Ma that I wanted a new one for Christmas.
I thinks she got the hint.
(no worries, I have 3 other beds!  I like to move around at night ☺)


I ate some cat poop.
yuck.
enough said.


I FINALLY gots Ma to puts some stamps on my cardies so I can mail them!
Yeah, I know.
This is what I gots to live with puppers and kittehs!
geesh.


Oh, BTW,  cardie count...

MOI:
52 snail mail
15 e-cardies
total: 67

MA:
2 snail mail
(does the dentist and paper dude count???)
2 e-cardies
total:  4
hehehehehehehehehe

(hey, she's doin' betters than LAST year! BOL!!)

Thank you everyone for the most AMAZIN', WONDERFUL, FABulous
CARDIES!!!!
(postie to come on that ☺)


Okays,
I betters go before Ma's laptop blows up!


Don't forgets me!!!

I'll give you margaritas and cookies....


♥



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34 comments:

  1. TarynDecember 18, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    No one could ever forget you!

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  2. UnknownDecember 18, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Hi Ruby!! There is definitely no such thing as bad bacon!

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  3. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥December 18, 2015 at 6:25 PM

    Of course we missed you, Ruby,and not just your arse:) Hope Ma gets that new 'puter - maybe Santa will bring her one. Once upon a time, Thunder Dunder cornered a possum in the yard. Mom came out and thought the possum was really deaded because there was blood. She made TD go inside and she got a shovel to put that ugly critter in a bag. As soon as she shoved the shovel under the carcass, he lifted his head and moved away - AFTER scaring the crap out of Mom - BOLOLOL

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  4. SullyDecember 18, 2015 at 6:38 PM

    Girl, I can't believe you didn't find the cat turd tasty. I like mine rolled is gravel it gives it a little crunch and then I wash it down with a margarita.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  5. zoepheedogsDecember 18, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    Oh my goodness, it sounds like you've been really busy! Tell your mom we are sorry about her laptop. Computer troubles are the worst!

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  6. Dachshund NolaDecember 18, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    You have been busy!

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  7. Samantha December 18, 2015 at 7:36 PM

    Oh wow! You've been busy! Can't wait till you get in my package!!!

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  8. Idaho PugRanchDecember 18, 2015 at 7:49 PM

    Wow you gots lots going on! Hope your mom gets that new puter! We miss you!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  9. Bella Roxy & MacduiDecember 18, 2015 at 8:35 PM

    We missed EVERY part of your furs.... Sounds like you've been very busy.

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  10. Tweedles -- that's meDecember 18, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    Of course I miss you
    love
    tweedles

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  11. The Adventures of the LLB GangDecember 18, 2015 at 9:37 PM

    We could never ever forget you (or your margaritas!) Ruby!! Hope your Mama gets her new pooter this week!!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  12. easyweimaranerDecember 19, 2015 at 1:59 AM

    wow Ruby! you are even better than me! I only killed 3 stuffed buddies .... and maybe Santa brings a dog bed so I can cazch up a little :o) Paws crossed that a new compawter moves in :o)

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  13. CharliedownunderDecember 19, 2015 at 2:49 AM

    How could we EVER forget you?? You eat cat poop???? CRIKEY ....... roo poop's great but cat poop?? I've never tried that!

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  14. DukeDecember 19, 2015 at 2:52 AM

    You have been a most busy AireGirl, Ruby!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  15. C.L.W.STEPDecember 19, 2015 at 7:50 AM

    That sounds like you had an excellent fun time! I, Chester, have personally done many of these same things, but not in such a short time! Haha!

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  16. CowspotdogDecember 19, 2015 at 8:18 AM

    sounds like you are keeping very busy deading things :)

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  17. MurphyDecember 19, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    Boo, you have been deading everything - good work! I am so proud of you! I have been missing you like crazy! BTW, for our Hijinks thingie mom says she has a photo of you she can use so no worries! XOXOXO Tonight my FIANCE!

    Your Stud Muffin

    Cherry Bomb!

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  18. Poodle At PlayDecember 19, 2015 at 1:32 PM

    Wow Ruby have you ever been busy! Did you find any time at all to sleep between all that?!
    Forget you? Who could do that ever?! Not anyone here in Blogville!

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  19. M. K. ClintonDecember 19, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    RUBY!!!!!!!!! OMD! We have been so worried about you. We thought you might be in Paris shopping for wedding gowns. It's good to know that you have been busy deading things. If Santa stops here first we will tell him that your Mom needs a new computer!

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  20. LindaDecember 19, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Ruby,
    We could never forget you sweet thing.
    Congrats on deading 5 stuffies that
    has to be a record.
    We send good mojo for your ma to get
    a new puter.
    xo Cinnamon

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  21. KismetDecember 19, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    You deaded all those. There's not a shred of evidence.

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  22. sprinklesDecember 19, 2015 at 9:19 PM

    I definitely missed you, Miss Ruby! Sorry to hear about the laptop. I just had to get a new one because my old one wouldn't charge anymore, even when I bought a new charger.

    Sounds like you've been quite the busy girl!

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  23. My Mind's EyeDecember 20, 2015 at 9:59 AM

    RUBY I BET IT TOOK 87 GALLONS OF MARGARITAS TO WASH DOWN THE CAT POOP. BLEH...
    EVEN I HAVE NEVER TASTED CAT POOP! MOL MOL MOL BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF YOUR OWN CHERRY BOMB DRUM SO IF IT FLOATS YOUR BOAT SO BE IT
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  24. coffeedogDecember 21, 2015 at 12:51 AM

    gurl, life has just not been the same since you've been gone. so glad you're back!
    wags, bailey unleashed

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  25. Patrice and HigginsDecember 21, 2015 at 4:57 AM

    OMD.....you has been so busy Deaded things!!! We love to dead stuffies and anything we can sink our teefs into!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ~Higgins

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  26. Lapdog CreationsDecember 21, 2015 at 8:18 AM

    Of course we missed your adorable arse! Sounds like you've been keeping it busy though... BOL!

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  27. Ziggy StardustDecember 21, 2015 at 8:47 AM

    Of course I missed your beautiful face!! It is a busy time for everyone, but I just know Santa Paws will be good to you, especially if you leave him some of your famous drinks(wink wink).

    Merry Christmas

    Ziggy Out!!

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  28. FozziemumDecember 21, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    Ruby you have been missed indeed sweetie..our puter is fine but the weather bites big ones! 45C days have me off the net and hiding! as for Phil..well hubby is a Phil..maybe he could have a chat to yours :) Loves Fozziemum xx

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  29. KBDecember 22, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    We missed you SO much, Ruby! It sounds like you deaded lots and lots of stuff while you were gone! Way to go, Girl!!!!!!

    And you are kicking butt on the cards - but I'm not surprised!!!!

    I hope your mom's puter keeps working until a new one comes around!

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  30. Millie and WalterDecember 22, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    Hi Ruby! We haven't been around much either. We are beating our pawrents in the card count too.

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  31. The Black and Tans.December 23, 2015 at 4:57 AM

    Ruby you have been very busy indeed. Don't wear yourself out too much you will need your strength to open your presents on Christmas morning.
    Happy Christmas to you and your family.

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  32. The Adventures of The Bell Fur ZooDecember 23, 2015 at 4:52 PM

    Furgets you...never! I hope all your laptop woes are all fixed soon.

    Mom laughed entirely too much during your post ;)

    xoxo,
    Ginger, Matt & Matilda

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  33. SherryDecember 23, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    Hey, Ruby, hey, I'd be deading stuffies, too, if my mom hadn't been cruel as Scrooge and put them all up too high for me to reach. No worries, though. I remodeled two cushions and a new doggie bed that Miro stole from me.
    Yr admiring friend,
    Emily Dickins

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  34. RangerDecember 24, 2015 at 4:46 PM

    I could never forget you!
    I hope Santa Paws brings your Mom a new yaptop.
    Merry Christmas!
    Wags,
    Ranger

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