Hey puppers, kittehs, and tree rats!
(yes, I KNOW there are some tree rats trollin' my bloggie....☺)
This is what I've been doin'....scamming new toys outta Ma! ☺
Where have I been???
Glads you asked!
Wells, Ma hurt her thumb.
No...not sucking it! BOL!!!
The bad thingie is that it's her RIGHT thumb. This is bad cause she's right handed.
This is a problem.
She has had a big problem opening my treatie bags and stuffs.
Anyhu....
she's not suppose to use it AT ALL, not even to do my bloggie!!!
WHAT??!
Yups....
She can't even gets to the 'specialist' until after the furst of the month when her new (and crappier)
insurance starts!
So.......
I've been makin' her feel guilty and scamming all kinds of toys from the
STASH
I knows she has in the garage, on the top shelf, behind the suitcase!
I wanted you to knows I've been tryin' to keep up with all your bloggies, and trying to comment, butts Ma's thumb turns to FIRE pretty quick,
I will do my bestest keepin' it
lubed up with doggie slobbers...
That fixes EVERYTHINGS, right?!
Okays.....
so this was SO NOT 'wordless'....
☺
I think she hurt her thumb on purpose so you'll have to fetch her some margaritas.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Oh man, so sorry about mom's thumb!!! How the heck did she do that? Sounds like a case for Sam and Dean! Haha.
ReplyDeleteHope she gets better soon.
xxoo
I am sorry about your Mommy. I will cross paws that she feels better. Did you give it a kiss?? Please give her a kiss from me.
ReplyDeleteZiggy Out!!
Hope her thumb feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteOh no! I'm so sorry your mom hurt her thumb. I bet it's really hard to type! I hope those doctors can fix her up soon! In the meantime tell her to have a margarita! :D
ReplyDeleteOh nose poor Mom, hope that gets better soon
ReplyDeleteButts Ruby...what about the TREATS....OMD is Mom haffing problems opening the TREATS packets!!!!We'd best call Chewy and get pre-opened packets sent over asap!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Well...we hope her thumb improves some. We prescribe some Margaritas.
ReplyDeleteAireSlobbers every hour on the hour, Ruby. We hope your mom's thumb feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteyes, some doggie spit is like a magic potion :o) POTP for your mom's thumb, I hope efurrything works well with the special Dogtor and the insurance... I'm glad your mom probably has a better one than my momma, that's more an inSUCKrance :o(
ReplyDeleteCRIKEY Rubes ... Your poor Mom! Peeps don't go so well without those thumb things. I sure hope it gets all better for her real soon. Keep that slobber going. It sure does fix everything. That and margaritas of course!
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD your mom's THUMB??? Well now after hearing THIS... we guess we are GLAD that we don't Have any of those...
ReplyDeleteGee Ruby... tell her to just hand your treat boxes and bags over to you... YOU can open them YOURSELF... it is REALLY FUN... and then there won't be any of that.... STUFFS the peeps do... like ONLY HANDING OVER ONE TREAT... you will have the entire package to scarf down!!
Fur SURE put some nice lubricating Slobbers on the offending Thumb... THAT will have her back GOOD AS NEW... ... NOOOOOOOOOO with YOUR slobber she would be BETTER than new.
Cute pic - new toys are always great!
ReplyDeleteCan't she tell the doc it's an EMERGENCY because she needs her thumb to do your blog???
ReplyDeleteShe's training to be a farmer. When her thumb turns green, you'll know that she graduated.
ReplyDeletemaybe she stop all the hitch hiking = that thumb signal can be pretty hard on the hand
ReplyDeleteWe hope your Mom feels better soon.
ReplyDeleteBoo, you look beautiful in your tunnel! The blue really reflects in your beautiful eyes. What's this about your ma saying you stink up the furniture? That is so insulting! Maybe now your ma can understand how hard it is to do things without thumbs! BUTT that is no excuse to not give you your treats! She can use her other hand with scissors and just open the whole package and just put the treats down where you can get them and of course you will just eat them as you need them. Or maybe just line the edge of the counters with treats so you get get them as needed. She is just not thinking this through! BUTT we hope her crappy insurance will pay enough to get a replacement thumb, one that works better. OR our mom can teach her how to type without thumbs. Our mom has thumbs but doesn't use them much. Shecanjusttypeeverythingwithouthtespaceanditwillbefine! I will bark at you tonight but it will be a bit earlier cuz me and Stanley are going running with our pawrents in just a bit and we will be zonked out early tonight. XOXOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteYour Loving Man Dog Stud Muffin & Stanley
Cherry Bomb!
Ruby we have missed you and we are so sorry about your mom's thumb. Insurance can be such a frustration!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
Hope your mum's thumb feels better soon. It's not easy to keep up with blogs when your typist falls ill.
ReplyDeleteScammin' is what we pups are good at, hehe.
Dip and Elliot x
Parents are always getting hurt one way or another aren't they! I wanted to let you know Maggie has fallen in love with the brown bear blankie yu sent to me. Mom has it on the back of the little couch and Maggie must have it laying on the couch at all times so she can wrap her stinky little body up in it and sleep. The world has gone to hell in a handbasket.
ReplyDeletestella rose
We just went thru that thumb thing with our Mom. It took over a year and finally surgery to fix it, but now it works pretty well. At least now she can open treat bags and that's really all that matters. Right?
ReplyDeleteHope your Mom's thumb heals quickly and she can get back to the important stuff like waiting on you.
The Porties
I'm just happy that you're both, for the most part, okay. I was worried. I hope your mom's thumb heals soon. The thumb is the finger my Mom uses for the spacebar. Nothing else. So if my Mom's thumb was broken, mypostswouldlooklikethis. BOL! *ear licks* Noodle
ReplyDeleteNo worries, we understand. We hope Mom's thumb is better soon. Our Mom always says it is amazing how much they need those thumbs. Please give your Mom some snooter smoochies from us.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
Awww, I am so sorry for your Mom. ♥ Tell her to let that thumb rest and use her other four fingers to scratch your belly. Playing the guilt card is genius!
ReplyDeleteOh, no! Hope Ma heals quickly! Thumbs are sort of important!
ReplyDeletePoor Mama....try not to be too hard on her Ruby, we hope her thumb is feeling better real soon!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Those mommas are always full of excuses
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Amazing how one little part of the body can ruin the every day ease of doing things. Maybe your ma can learn to be the one handed find and peck speedy typist? Hang in there. Good job on taking advantage of the situation. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, Ruby, I think your mom should go to your vet . . . and then maybe she can wear the cone of shame. Of course if she has to wear the cone, she'll need a straw for her margarita. :-) Hope her thumb is feeling better very soon!
ReplyDeleteOh Ruby, we are so sorry to hear about your mom and her thumb! We feel her pain with the crappy insurance. Hope she's on the mend superfast
ReplyDeleteSending POTP for your mom and hope she is feeling better!! It seems everyone is talking about the crappy insurance these days!
ReplyDeleteRUBY....OH NO NOT A SORE THUMB AND ON THE RIGHT HAND THAT SHE USES ON THE PUTER SPACE BAR. SHE COULD TYPE ONE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SENTENCE AND TELL US TO FIGURE IT OUT. MOLMOLMOL. ANYHOWS GOOD PAL DON'T YOU WORRY WE'RE HERE WHEN ALL IS BETTER.
ReplyDeleteSENDING KITTY SLOBBER WHEN MIXED WITH AIREdale slobber it is a potent healer
madi your bfff
You're not meant to know where those toys are in the garage!!!! lol
ReplyDeletePoor Ruby's mom!! Get well soon!
ReplyDeleteMomo & Pinot xo
We're sorry to hear about your mom's thumb. Hopefully she can at least operate a mouse to visit all your friends. We think it's better she doesn't comment to save her thumb for posting on your blog.
ReplyDeleteSuch a pretty picture of you hangin' out in the tunnel.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that your Mama hurt her thumb. Sounds like she did a bang up job of it too. Hopefully her insurance will be better than she thinks it is and she'll be able to get it back to normal soon with the proper treatment. That's terrible that you have to suffer without the proper treats in the meantime!
Oh no, Ruby. Your poor mom! I hope that she feels better very soon, and the 1st is almost year. Yipee!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's a fabulous photo of you in your tunnel!
Hope it's not broken! Tell her not to worry, we'll be here when she is on the mend!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a tunnel like you do. It looks like fun to me!
ReplyDeleteI am sending POTP to your moms thumb,, and I think you need to kiss it!
love
tweedles