Hey puppers, kittehs, and stalkers!
I gots my bath.
Don't knows WHY I needed one.
It hasn't stopped raining for over a month.
(It's set Ma's SAD (seasonal affective disorder) into overdrive..sigh.)
Another storm tomorrows.
So WHAT is she gonna do???
GROOM ME!!!!!
HELP!!!!
Take a good lookie at my ears puppers, it might be the last time you see them!!!!
I HOPE I'll see you tomorrows... gulp.
Oh no! Not another grooming! Isn't a bath torture enough?? Pierre has convinced Mom that not to get his hair cut until spring because it is winter. Obviously she isn't realizing that it has been in the 80's lately! Good luck tomorrow ♥
ReplyDeletewow seems that february is the month of torture... that screams for some margaritas to feel more relaxed...
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteCrikey Rubes... being stuck indoors is a threat to fur and ear - I dread to think if there's a margarita involved... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Good luck. May be a good time to crawl into the blue tunnel!
ReplyDeleteGroomin?? Ya should come hide out here, we has margaritas.
ReplyDeleteWe should ALL go to Kinley's house...we are ALL for Margaritas!! Hang in there Ruby!! We sure can sympathize with you!! We hate all the dreary weather too...tell your ma we can relate to that too!
ReplyDeleteLady's SAD hasn't been too bad this year. She finds her daily dose of light (that she is doing now as she reads to us) helps.
ReplyDeleteUgh, this time of year is so depressing. Everything is gray here, including our mood.
ReplyDeleteHope your mum feels better soon.
Elliot and Cricket x
Your EARS!!!!! OMD Ruby, what's gonna happen to your EARS!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you need sum plasters or superglue????
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Why do peeps always take frustrations out of the dog? I'm glad I'm a bird.
ReplyDeleteRuby I bet you smell divine and I know why you needed a baff...you are prepping for next weeks day of love and K-oss. I HOPE AND PURR YOU MOM IS VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR EARS. if they are gone you will not be able to hear Murphy's sweet nuttin' and besides he already has an earless Van Gogh. He doesn't need an earless Ruby!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Oh no Boo! Can you hear me now? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW????? Are your beautiful ears still there? We hope your torture is over by now!! Moms are so weird. My mom says my head smells like puke! Even dad agrees! What the what? My head should NOT smell like puke (maybe pee BOL!). Let me know you are okay. Tonight my love we will bark!
ReplyDeleteXOXOXOXO
Your Stud Muffin and Tick Tack
Aroooooo . . .
We thought we smelled something fresh and yummy. It's you!
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Yipes!
ReplyDeleteWe are sooooo OVER these rains...We can't hardly even go out to go potty without getting drenched today!! They say we might see sun Saturday....Maybe you'll get luchy and your 'lectricity will go out and the clippers won't work!
ReplyDeleteGood Luck Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
We know you aren't crazy about that grooming, but just tell Mom she has to be sure to make your extra beautiful for the big Valentine's Day bash!!! Our Dad has a hard time in the winter but he doubles up on his Vitamin D capsules, and it helps a lot.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning and Misty
OMD RUBY... we WELL (and Sadly) recall her Mutilation of your Lovely Ears.
ReplyDeletePawhaps she has gotten BETTER at the groomering thingy. Let's HOPE so.
Can't you just stand out in the rain? What is it with bipeds? I will never understand them!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
OUR momma almost never gives us a baff. We're a little worried, though -- Grandma and Grandpa are building a new house and put a special kind of tub for doggie baffs. Can you believe Grandma and Grandpa would BETRAY us like that????
ReplyDeleteSorry for your Baff. Our peeps took us both to the fur stealers and it's still winter! Good thing sister has some sweaters!
ReplyDeleteDoes your mom sniff you after a bath and tell you that you smell pretty?
Moms are weird that way....
Wyatt and Tegan
We have faith in your ma, Ruby! You are going to look beautiful!
ReplyDeleteGrooming at our house means a quick dunk in the tub, and a little brushing..mom is lazy. you are super duper ruby. stella rose
ReplyDeleteMisha dreads baths, too. Lucky for her, she is a Jack Russell and there's no grooming afterward.
ReplyDeleteYou cleaned up pretty good since your Sunday Selfie :)
We have our paws crossed that your mom doesn't cut your beautiful ears off. BOL!
ReplyDeleteSo she's taking her depression out on you, hope she doesn't go into a fit of rage.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Oh Ruby the rain can make us all a little
ReplyDeletecrazy. My Ma hates it, but her turns on music
and looks at flower catalogs.
Good Luck with the hair cuts.
I am sure you will look gorgeous for your honey.
PS if he gets sick and can't take you to the V day dance
I will be knocking on your door wink wink.
Astro
Someone call the pawlice!
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